Daddy Day Camp Page #3

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There you go.

Hey, Romeo.

If you like her, go in that group.

No. That's okay.

I've only got to kill one more Orc.

Right. Kill your Orc, you dork.

Dad, I want to be

in the group with Max.

I'm older than these babies.

I should be in that group.

I didn't sign up to be with no skirts.

They got cooties.

There's no such thing as cooties.

It's simply a term used to express

age-appropriate discomfort...

...of those not of our gender.

Stop arguing.

You wanted to accommodate children

of all ages.

Well, at this point,

we can't be too picky.

Look, here we have grass.

Some grass and a big rock.

How many more to go?

Everybody gather round. Get in here.

Can anyone tell me

what kind of tree this is?

An oak?

Yeah. Sure. Okay.

Look over here, some berries,

maybe a strawberry thing.

I wouldn't eat them, though.

Watch out.

Poison ivy. Keep moving, slowly,

behind the bush.

Come on, slowly. Don't touch it.

Careful, careful. Okay.

That would be a leaf.

Ready. Aim.

Wait. There's a bunny.

We can't shoot with a bunny

in the field.

He's way off to the side.

You'll never hit it.

Yes, we can. That's good eating.

No, it's not.

Wait. All right, kids, hang on.

Back up.

So the rebel Borg rogue vessel...

...circles around Barkon IV...

...loops over the Enterprise

and doubles back...

...through the space nebula.

We passed this tree twice already.

Because it's a very important tree

and I wanted to emphasise it.

We're not lost.

- Alligator.

- Calm down. Stop. Calm down.

Stop.

We don't have alligators

on the nature hike.

It's not that good a camp.

See, kids?

Everything's gonna be just fine.

Air varmint.

I appreciate that you kids

are such quick learners...

...but these knots are not supposed

to be used for evil.

See? Just a big, dumb empty log.

Bees. Scatter.

Now put two thumbs up.

You guys, two, three,

or four of you are out...

...because I didn't say, "Simon says. "

All right, Simon Says.

Ben. Hey, Ben.

Simon says, "Wave at Daddy. "

Good concentration, son.

You know, because I'm not Simon.

Good job, Dale.

Oh, no, so many are out right now,

I can't even count how many.

- Can I help you?

- Felix.

Simon Says. A classic.

I was showing the kids here...

...where the go-cart track will be...

...once you and your team of idiots

run your camp into the ground.

First of all, it's not for sale.

Yeah, well, from what I heard,

that may not be up to you.

Yeah, a little something

called foreclosure.

Axe coming down.

See all those kids

running around down there?

Does that look like

a business in trouble?

It's only day one, buddy boy.

Once all those kids see how much fun

we're having at Camp Canola...

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