Da Sweet Blood of Jesus Page #4
I had the strangest thing
happen to me this morning.
Nah, this afternoon.
"Anyhoo,"
it really had me trippin'.
Sit down.
Please?
May I have a "Kalula"?
Black Russian, please.
Yes, you may.
Miss?
What can I get for you?
for the lady.
Do you have Absolut Citron?
Yes, we do.
- Neat, please.
Be right back.
Here you go.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
Now, where were we?
- I'm Lucky Mays.
- Dick.
You have a last name,
Mr. Dick?
- Yes.
- And?
Long.
Mr. Dick Long.
- At your service.
- Are you serious?
As cancer.
Lucky, why don't you
finish your Black Russian,
and let's get out of here?
How long is long?
Champagne for my real friends,
real pain for my sham friends.
Cheers.
Ah. And then?
Looking at my coochie,
it's about that time
So much to do,
so much on my mind...
- So, are we gonna f***?
- Mr. Dick Long,
ain't you one vulgar dude?
Sorry if I offended you
for being so blunt.
I'm not offended,
but I have never
"likened" that word.
Lucky Mays, you are one fine...
- super sexy lady.
- Boo,
thanks for the compliment.
But I still don't like
that vulgar word, "f***."
Help me out
with this dress, please.
Lookin' at my coochie,
it's about that time
Lookin' at my coochie
It's about that time...
Why don't you go ahead
and relax yourself?
...'Cause I will get mine
Looking at my coochie,
it's about that time
So you best get yours
'cause I will get mine...
You got any money?
Now look who's being vulgar?
Money ain't vulgar.
Martha's Vineyard ain't cheap,
and neither is this good p*ssy.
No licky, no sticky,
no ticky, no tacky.
How much you need?
I need 500 to start with.
Now?
Yep.
You're so predictable,
she says, "I miss you, too"
Baby, come over,
she says, "Not tonight"
"Why's that?" "Last night,
me and John had a fight"
Looking at my coochie,
it's about that time
- Looking at my coochie...
- Slow down.
I'm not goin' anywhere.
Ow! Stop,
YOU play too rough!
Ow!
Stop!
Ow! Ahh!
Looking at my coochie,
it's about that time
Best to get yours
'cause I will get mine
Now I'm an independent woman
who ain't trying to wait
Call up the one motherf***er...
The only problem is
that he has no soul
And depending on the weather,
it can be so cold
But that don't bother me
'cause he's long and strong
Moves like a cat
I keep him in a box
right beside my bed...
Aah!
...he won't ask for head
Shakes like I tell him
Till it time to breathe
In the box,
when I'm finished
I get dressed and leave
Looking at my coochie,
it's about that time
Best to get yours
'cause I will get mine
Looking at my coochie,
it's about that time
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