Da Possessed Page #2

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Thanks.

- I need you

- Hello, Sir, share your blessings.

- So that I can live in this world

- Please:
miss. Share your blessings.

Thank you so much. God bless you, sir.

I feel like Superman when I am with you

Php 76.25

Wow, my son! Thank you so much!

This will be a big help.

If you keep this up, we will

be able to pay our debt by 2017.

Let.me find li job.

Don't butt in, Marie.

This is family business.

Marie; I don't think you

should be the one to work

You have to take care

of Michelle and Ryan.

We have no other choice.

I'm at the right age.

And I want to help out.

Please, mom, can I be the one to work?

You're sickly. Weak. Asthmatic.

Flimsy.

Shaky.

Clumsy.

And also a scaredy cat.

That way.

There?

Yes.

Ouch!

It's not in yet.

I'm just cleaning your skin.

Thank you.

Youre welcome.

There?

Yes.

There?

Yes.

Thank you.

Php 3, 765.75 all in all.

We just need Php 121, 234.25

Good luck.

I have no blood left, mom.

Where will I get that kind of money?

Who's throwing stuff?

Job opening.

Immediate hiring.

Landscape artist.

Please call 9243218?

Whats a landscape artist?

Whats this?

Theres something inside.

Landscape artist.

A glorified gardener.

Ah... so that's what it is.

So, how much am I going to get?

Salary .

Php 121, 234.25!!!

Ive heard this before.

For real?

The salary is exactly the amount

you need! You're still complaining?

I don't believe this.

Get down. Get down from there.

Get down! Hurry!

Ramon, it's just a building.

It's just a building, Ramon.

Ramon, it's just a building.

Its just a building, Ramon.

Leave this place.

Do not dare to touch this land.

Leave!

But why?

There are so many of them here.

They cannot rest.

Who are "they?

Please expound!

Hey! Hey!

The soil here is too dry.

Nothing can survive here

except for camels and cacti.

Wow! That's amazing!

Relax, guys. It's just me.

Bless! Bless!

What?

You dropped your panty!

You, pervert. That isn't mine.

Just because it's an old granny panty,

doesn't mean it's'mine.

It has your name on it.

It's just a coincidence.

It has your signature.

What?

Your signature.

What?

Your signature.

What?! I can't hear you!

Your signal's weak!

Hi, Ma'am!

I have a joke for you.

Knock, knock!

Go home now!

You're fired!

His style is washed up.

Hi! You think I'm Vin Diesel?

Relax. It's just me.

Vin Diesel called me.

He wants his reputation back.

Do you want to have coffee with me?

Smile if yes. Backflip if no.

Of course, you'll smile.

It's harder to do a backflip.

You wanna kiss me?

Smile if yes. Double backflip

and somersault if no.

I'd rather lose my job.

Im fired.

Anyone else wants to get fired today?

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