Cursed Page #5

# But most freaks are known

for breaking hearts

Joannie.

- Joannie.

- There you are.

What is this? Come as

your favorite endangered species?

Obnoxious, isn't it?

I just feel a little underdressed

without a tail.

Well, that's part of your charm,

Take this, I will tell Scott that you're here.

Well, I think you look fantastic.

- What are you doing here?

- I needed to see you.

What about the opening?

Disappearing for a few days.

- That didn't go over so well, did it?

- You know what? It's fine.

We've only been seeing each other

a couple of months, you need your space.

I get it, It's fine.

Please don't do that. Don't try

to make everything OK when it's not.

Can I talk to you in private for a second?

Ellie.

That was my MO for a long time. When

anything would get too close or too serious.

I would just run away.

For...

For a variety of reasons

that I can't even begin to go into.

I don't want to do that with us. This thing,

you and me, this is special, Ellie.

and I just don't want to lose you,

so I was hoping that, maybe,

you could just bear with me

for a little while longer.

I guess I'm learning about these things

as we go along.

Well, maybe I'll finish up here

and we can go someplace to talk.

OK. Thank you, Ellie.

Well, hi, there, Remember me?

Uh...

- Jenny Tate, Becky Morton's friend.

- Right. Of course, Jenny.

- It's good to see you again, I was actually...

- Jake.

- Hi.

- Hi. Long time no see.

Sorry to interrupt an awkward moment,

but we're ready for you.

I have to go.

- Ellie.

- I'm working.

So, Becky cannot stop talking about you.

She's gonna die

when she finds out you were here.

Excuse me, I have to go.

I know it was only a couple of dates, but

Becky is really bummed you haven't called.

Next time you speak with her, tell her I'm

sorry, but I've taken myself off the market.

Now I'm nummed.

Thanks for coming,

I appreciate it, see you later.

Scott, this is Ellie Myers

from the Craig Kilborn show.

- Oh, hi, How are you?

- Hi, It's a pleasure to meet you.

I've been a huge fan of yours

ever since happy Days.

Thank you. Listen, I appreciate you

meeting me here, I couldn't bail on tonight.

It's fine.

You guys have a nice chat.

I'll be over here if you need me.

OK.

- Have a seat.

- Thank you.

Craig is so excited

to have you on his show.

I think it's gonna be

just a fabulous line-up.

You'll be going on third,

after Ashton Kutcher and Carrot Top.

- Third?

- Uh...

I thought that we would start

with a Chachi clip,

and then move on

to something from Charles in charge.

- Original.

- And, uh...

and then we could...

segue into what you're doing now.

What are you doing now?

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