
Curse of the Pink Panther
- PG
- Year:
- 1983
- 109 min
- 96 Views
- How much?
- Six million.
- But that's ridiculous.
- It's worth 30.
It'll have to be split up.
We'll lose at least 40% of it.
Enough!
What?
I am Clouseau,
and justice will be done
in the name of the "lew."
One year ago today,
Inspector Jacques Clouseau,
the Police Academy's most
illustrious graduate, disappeared.
We felt it appropriate to broadcast
this commemorative program
from the Academy, where
a new generation of police officers
are about to receive their shields.
The question
on every Frenchman's mind is,
"What has happened to
France's greatest detective?
"Why haven't the authorities
been able to solve the mystery?"
Tell the police commissioner
I want to see him.
Oui, Monsieur Prsident.
The president himself gave the order!
And at 3:
00 this morning,the commissioner woke me up
to say he was putting me in charge. Me!
And I've got one month
to make Operation Paragon a success.
Otherwise, I'll be back on the vice squad
staking out pissoirs
for what is left of my career.
Operation Paragon?
Yes. The President's idea.
If France's greatest detective is missing,
then get the world's greatest detective
to find him.
And how do you find
the world's greatest detective?
By computer. The Commissioner's idea.
Interpol has computer files
on every law enforcement agency
in the world,
and I am supposed to program
the computer to select Clouseau's clone.
But Clouseau...
You know he was an idiot,
and I know he was an idiot,
but the rest of the world sees him
as a fearless deductive genius,
another Sherlock Holmes,
and that's the type of man
we are now looking for.
Then you have a problem.
Yes, because a man like this
might find Clouseau...
A horrible thought.
What's the alternative?
I don't know.
I'm damned if I do,
and I'm damned if I don't.
You can program it by
voice command, you know.
Ouais. Observe this. Activate.
- Aldous.
- Ready, Dave.
Aldous can even recognize people's voices.
- Amazing.
- Elementary.
Chief Inspector Dreyfus, Sret,
vital statistics, please.
Coming up, Dave.
- What's the delay?
- Lots of material.
Well, just give me
an abbreviated version then.
All right. Charles Larousse Dreyfus.
Born Marseilles, April 1, 19...
Skip that. Skip that.
What is the subject's present occupation?
Subject's present occupation...
Chief Inspector, Criminal Division, Sret.
How's his health?
Last complete physical examination...
January 7th, this year.
Chronic hypertension.
May, 1978, suffered nervous breakdown
and was committed to the state mental...
- Skip!
- Sorry.
Do you want to ask him anything?
Yes.
What are the odds
that the greatest detective in the world
will find Clouseau?
Even money. Take your pick.
Well, aren't you being slightly optimistic?
Not at all.
Why? Are you afraid
Cool it, Aldous.
Just responding with
an obvious observation.
I hope I didn't offend you,
Inspector Dreyfus.
Not at all.
By the way, it's Chief Inspector Dreyfus.
Shame on you, Aldous.
Nobody's perfect. Have a happy day.
Yes?
Prisoner Steiger has arrived.
Show him in.
Come in.
Wait outside.
Sit down.
Maurice Steiger...
15 years for bank robbery.
How much was it?
About 150 million,
give or take a few francs.
And it's never been recovered.
It must be hell, sitting in prison,
dreaming about what
you could do with all that money.
It's not so bad.
I'm a model prisoner.
I come up for parole in six months.
Yes, but there's always the chance
that the Parole Board will turn you down.
I see.
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