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to come talk to his neighbors.

"I'll gladly talk to you

for you are fine neighbors.

Honey, take the cake

and take them outside.

It was a joke, I swear,

I saw an ad in the paper

and sent in the video...

I can't believe

we're going to UniverSong!

Sorry, sorry,

it was just a joke.

I didn't even know what to

call us, so I wrote...

An at-Ofah-.

Yes.

Okay, you're right to be angry,

but now that it's done,

don't you think...

Don't even think about it!

It's a once-in-a-lifetime

opportunity!

Not in my lifetime. No.

Do you really think

I'd risk my career

because someone took

you seriously?

Even if I made a disaster movie

I wouldn't use that.

What?

This nut poisons kids with Celine Dion,

and a joint bothers you?

Write a letter of apology...

And I'll stay home until they stop

laughing at me at work-.

"Song number six..."

Don't look at me like that.

The answer is no.

Wow, today is full of surprises...

What a guest.

Okay, nice glasses,

you can take them off now.

Why didn't you tell me?

Amazing, huh?

- Why are you doing this?

-What?

I can't believe I gave you

that stupid idea.

People will start digging around.

And find out what?

Don't play innocent.

Listen, buddy,

if you're looking for

an extra lock on your closet,

you're in the wrong place.

This isn't lkea.

You can pretend all you like,

but if you think I'd give this up

just to cover your ass,

you're mistaken.

But don't worry,

the girls aren't into it anyway.

So you can put your sunglasses

back on

and exit safely.

So when are you going?

What are you planning to wear'?

I'm not planning to wear anything.

- Sounds good already.

-Idiot.

Look at you.

This really turns you on.

What's that?

Bar David's file.

Bar David can wait.

We're celebrating.

Celebrating?

It's not gonna happen.

And Bar David doesn't like

to be kept waiting.

Sit down.

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Oh-ho, I'm starting to feel exploited-.

Do you know what kind of exposure

this is'?

I know exactly

what kind of exposure this is,

and I don't intend to let

the whole world

tour through my panties again.

Go home.

Why are you reacting this way?

Why'?

I've been there, it was no big thrill,

and I chose otherwise.

Are you talented at what you

chose to do?

What?

I asked if you're talented.

You tell me.

You want me to tell you?

As talented as anyone else

at your firm.

So you should ask yourself

why you're reacting this way to

something that could be tun.

A strange empty feeling,

confusion, cold sweat, fear.

The person we're facing

might recognize it,

but we're quick to hide it.

Are we scared?

Of course not.

"Shut the shutters and

sit in the shop.

"Sut the shifters...

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