Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus and 2012

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Hey, how's the party? All good?

It's good, man.

Hey, Diego.

Good, and you?

You want some?

Yeah, come in!

Hey.

Hey, how's it going, Manu?

Here, you want some?

Hey, want some more?

Nice to meet you.

F*ck.

Is that I'm carrying my purse.

How can you even say that?

You can't. You just can't.

And how are you

going to pee, girl?

It's easy.

You're just ridiculous.

You cover me. Cover me.

I bet you didn't

even bring toilet paper.

No, I'll just wipe myself

with...!

You're ridiculous.

Hurry up, girl.

Wait for me, girl!

You're taking too long.

You're wearing, like,

four pairs of underwear.

You're ridiculous.

Shut up!

I want to see how the hell

you're going to pee in that.

Look. Someone's coming.

They're American.

They're American.

Say hello!

Say hi to them for me.

Can I have a little bite

of your apple?

It's just a bite.

He says, how many dicks

have you sucked today?

- Lots.

- Lots!

What are your names?

He says he can cook something

for you if you want.

To the house!

Bye-bye, girls. Good night.

What?

Nice to meet you.

But what's going on?

Are you going back to work or-

Bored.

Bye, honey!

There they are.

That's Alvaro's car, isn't it?

What? You did coke?

F*ck, just a little.

This guy said something

about some drag queens?

This guy tells them,

"You're hungry?

I'll make you some rice."

Are you kidding me?

What the f*ck.

The girls knew English?

He says that San Pedro is safe

because it's, like, a cactus.

It's a natural drug,

and it's not-

Like, it's been condemned

socially because of-

- Hello.

- Hello, good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

Do you have any empanadas left?

Yes, sir, meat empanadas.

Just meat'?

Just meat.

And how much are they?

800 pesos.

I want an empanada. You?

- I'll have one too.

- Okay, me too.

Do you have coffee?

Is it, like,

from a coffee machine?

No, it's instant.

Yes, one coffee

and three empanadas.

Thank you.

He ate a seafood empanada,

and, man,

he puked it all back up

in the middle of the highway.

It was disgusting.

Thank you.

- Very unpleasant.

- Thank you.

That shit was gross.

Thank you, sir.

You can eat it here

if you want.

- All right, thank you.

- Thank you.

Thank you.

He invited this chick

to the north.

I thought he was kidding.

Hello, excuse me.

Where is the town square?

The town square, where is it?

- The town square?

- Yes.

Further up.

Further up? Right, thank you.

Hello.

Do you think I can fit here?

Yeah, right here.

How are you boys doing?

Do you have a cigarette

for me, honey?

Of course.

Here it says,

like I told you before,

that you're going to do well,

that you're going to be happy.

Are you in a relationship?

Are you working?

No, no, not that, see?

Not that.

No, no, no.

Not that, money.

Money. You can't eat with that.

She has to pay! She has to pay!

You're crazy. You're crazy.

Stop, stop, stop!

What happened?

What happened?

Can you explain to me

what happened?

But she gave you a drawing.

She's an American.

She doesn't have

any Chilean money.

Don't bother her anymore.

Sorry about the disturbance.

That girl and that blond.

- Are you okay?

- Yes, yes.

Yes?

Do you have any fresh lettuce?

On the beach!

Ma.

Do you have toilet paper?

What do you prefer? Pisco?

Pisco, whatever, man.

Whose stuff is this?

- Hello.

- Hello, good night.

Hello.

There's no problem

with us being five, right'?

The room is

for four people only.

You'll have to figure it out

yourselves, all right?

Okay, good night. Sleep well.

Thank you.

- Good night.

- Good night.

Good night, thank you.

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