Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus and 2012
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Hey, how's the party? All good?
It's good, man.
Hey, Diego.
Good, and you?
You want some?
Yeah, come in!
Hey.
Hey, how's it going, Manu?
Here, you want some?
Hey, want some more?
Nice to meet you.
F***.
Is that I'm carrying my purse.
How can you even say that?
You can't. You just can't.
And how are you
going to pee, girl?
It's easy.
You're just ridiculous.
I bet you didn't
No, I'll just wipe myself
with...!
You're ridiculous.
Hurry up, girl.
Wait for me, girl!
You're taking too long.
You're wearing, like,
four pairs of underwear.
You're ridiculous.
Shut up!
I want to see how the hell
you're going to pee in that.
Look. Someone's coming.
They're American.
They're American.
Say hello!
Say hi to them for me.
Can I have a little bite
of your apple?
It's just a bite.
He says, how many d*cks
have you sucked today?
- Lots.
- Lots!
What are your names?
He says he can cook something
for you if you want.
To the house!
Bye-bye, girls. Good night.
What?
Nice to meet you.
But what's going on?
Are you going back to work or-
Bored.
Bye, honey!
There they are.
That's Alvaro's car, isn't it?
What? You did coke?
F***, just a little.
This guy said something
about some drag queens?
This guy tells them,
"You're hungry?
I'll make you some rice."
Are you kidding me?
What the f***.
The girls knew English?
He says that San Pedro is safe
because it's, like, a cactus.
It's a natural drug,
and it's not-
Like, it's been condemned
socially because of-
- Hello.
- Hello, good afternoon.
Good afternoon.
Do you have any empanadas left?
Yes, sir, meat empanadas.
Just meat'?
Just meat.
And how much are they?
800 pesos.
I want an empanada. You?
- I'll have one too.
- Okay, me too.
Do you have coffee?
Is it, like,
from a coffee machine?
No, it's instant.
Yes, one coffee
and three empanadas.
Thank you.
He ate a seafood empanada,
and, man,
he puked it all back up
in the middle of the highway.
It was disgusting.
Thank you.
- Very unpleasant.
- Thank you.
That sh*t was gross.
Thank you, sir.
You can eat it here
if you want.
- All right, thank you.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
He invited this chick
to the north.
I thought he was kidding.
Hello, excuse me.
Where is the town square?
The town square, where is it?
- The town square?
- Yes.
Further up.
Further up? Right, thank you.
Hello.
Do you think I can fit here?
Yeah, right here.
How are you boys doing?
Do you have a cigarette
for me, honey?
Of course.
Here it says,
like I told you before,
that you're going to do well,
that you're going to be happy.
Are you in a relationship?
Are you working?
No, no, not that, see?
Not that.
No, no, no.
Not that, money.
Money. You can't eat with that.
She has to pay! She has to pay!
You're crazy. You're crazy.
Stop, stop, stop!
What happened?
What happened?
Can you explain to me
what happened?
But she gave you a drawing.
She's an American.
She doesn't have
any Chilean money.
Don't bother her anymore.
Sorry about the disturbance.
That girl and that blond.
- Are you okay?
- Yes, yes.
Yes?
Do you have any fresh lettuce?
On the beach!
Ma.
Do you have toilet paper?
What do you prefer? Pisco?
Pisco, whatever, man.
Whose stuff is this?
- Hello.
- Hello, good night.
Hello.
There's no problem
with us being five, right'?
The room is
for four people only.
You'll have to figure it out
yourselves, all right?
Okay, good night. Sleep well.
Thank you.
- Good night.
- Good night.
Good night, thank you.
You're the youngest,
and there's no way
I'm giving up my bed.
What is it'?
No, give it to her, man.
Out the ear?
A dwarf?
- All of it?
- The rest of your life.
All Of it.
for the rest of your life.
Thank you.
Can you hand me the beer?
We're leaving now.
Yes.
Hello!
Hello!
Hello.
- Hello, excuse us.
- Hello.
Can I ask you something?
Okay.
It's that,
we're here with some friends.
We want to drink some San Pedro,
and we wanted to ask you
if you could sell us
that one over there or a piece.
No.
Really? Why not'?
No, because it's mine.
And...
or what are you going to do?
No, that one is for me.
Yeah, it's for me.
We can pay you good money
for it.
Do you know
where we can find some?
Not around here.
hides them,
at least the few
that have them.
No, I'm not selling.
I'm not selling my cactus, no.
- Darn.
- Nothing.
Nothing, right. Bye.
I'm busy.
Hello!
Hello.
Hello, ma'am.
Ma'am, could you sell us
some of your San Pedro?
Not the whole thing.
We can pay a good price for it.
My friend has-impossible?
No, there's no chance you might
sell us a little piece?
Right, okay.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
What if we leave?
Can I have the lighter?
Hello!
How are you, ma'am?
Hello.
Good, ma'am, and you?
Good afternoon.
Ma'am, hello.
How are you?
- Hello.
- Hello.
some of your cactus?
Not the whole thing,
but a little piece?
- Please?
- No.
Do you think we could, ma'am?
Please.
Just a little piece?
I'm not sure about this,
but come on in.
You're not in a hurry, are you?
Yes, thank you.
Very pretty. Very pretty.
- Very pretty.
- Yes, yes.
Your house is very pretty.
There are some chairs
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