Cruel Will Page #4

looking for, Lilian?

For that cover

that went missing.

Hey, kid,

How about you and I go out, huh?

I think it's high time

that we had a makeover.

How does that sound?

Sounds good.

Great.

Just let me freshen up a bit.

I'm a little bit of a mess.

Lily?

Lily, are you here?

Hello?

Blake?

Hey, you almost

ruined my morning.

So, dude, do me

a solid, and don't

leave me any more lame messages like that,

okay?

Listen to me.

I need to talk to you.

Yeah.

Sorry to hear about

your father-in-law, dude.

No, not that.

It's...

I don't know how much longer I

can stand living in this house.

What, the Poon

not doing it for you?

What?

The Poon.

The magic palace.

Her vagina.

That's, uh...

that's exactly why I couldn't even

dream of getting hitched, dude.

Poon gets

too old too fast for me.

Never mind. You can't help me.

I've got to go.

Hey, hey, hey.

I'm playing with you, dude.

Who put a metal rod up your ass?

I'm serious here, Blake.

So what happened?

Well,

Since last night,

I started hearing voices, and...

I think the house is haunted.

Y-you're kidding,

right?

Look, I know how

it sounds, but...

I think... Lily's dad

is haunting me.

Too much has happened

for it not to be true.

Hey, yeah, you know, I think I

heard about this.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

Not to tug your chain, dude,

But last week, I saw this

documented footage

that seems similar

to your problem.

Let me get to the computer.

Yeah, hold on. Just give me a sec.

Let me find it.

And okay. Yeah, now,

click on that link.

Okay.

Clicking it now.

May I help you?

Yes.

Is there a Lily Rockford

that resides here?

Lily Anders.

I'm her husband.

Here you go.

Please sign here.

I'm sorry.

What is this?

I'm here on behalf

of Adrian Rockford

as part of an agreement

in his will.

Uh, the items now

in your possession

were instructed to be delivered

to Lily upon his... Death?

Yes. Please make sure

she receives them.

I will.

Have a good day.

Dear Lily,

Well, if you're

hearing this, it means

that I've passed on.

I've died.

That's a funny idea

to throw around,

After your mother was gone,

I know I always used to promise you,

every time I left the house

I promised I'd come back.

Well, this time's no different.

I know that I've done some...

Bad things...

Hello?

Who is it?

It's Fredrick.

Listen, Paul,

is there a reason you're not closing?

I thought you said

you'd be fine last week.

I'm sorry.

I guess I'm taking it pretty hard.

Yeah, well, just tell me.

That's all I'm saying.

I could've had Jeremy

on the phones this morning.

Okay?

Look, I know you're having a hard time.

I appreciate that. Okay?

But don't make it any harder on me.

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