Crooklyn Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1994
- 115 min
- 3,271 Views
- Shh! And do not wake your father!
Shh! You know why
I'm screaming, don't you?
- All because...
- No, child, I am not crazy.
I beat your brains outta your head.
- My brains?
- You ain't beatin'
I'm crazy 'cause I got five of y'all
that have run me stark raving mad!
- This ain't no plantation!
- I know it ain't!
- I'm not a slave!
- Nobody said you was.
And I'll tell you one damn thing:
I certainly am not a plaything.
- You understand me?
- What am I supposed to do?
You're supposed to have
done what I told you.
Mommy, Clinton only washes
one plate and one fork and one knife.
- Shut up, heifer!
- Don't be a tattletale.
Don't call her a heifer. Clinton, you
are gonna wash every fork, plate, spoon,
pot, pan, our drawers,
Mutley for a month.
They never do nothin'.
Yes, I do!
I empty the garbage!
You worry about your own shiftless self.
You get busy!
- Mommy, I'm hungry.
- That's too bad.
The kitchen is closed.
You should've ate more than three peas.
- [Nate And Wendell]
"I ate three peas."
- Shut up.
Clinton. What kind of example
are you setting, being the oldest?
- Can you hear me?
- Yes.
You are so immature!
- I hate doing...
- When you finish mashing peas
into the floor, mop.
- I'd rather have a father
than a mother any day.
- Yeah, any day.
What'd you say?
What did you say?
- He said, "I'd rather have
a father than a mother any day."
- Dang!
Take your father! Take your father!
Let's see how your hungry asses eat!
I'm not playin'.
Come here.
[Mom] Mornin', ladybug.
- How are you today?
- Fine.
- How are you?
- I'm good.
- Are you gonna eat some breakfast?
- No, thank you.
Troy, I was wonderin'.
How would you like to go down
and spend a few weeks...
after school's out?
Aunt Song and Uncle Clem
asked if you'd like to come.
- No, thank you.
- What are you gonna do this summer?
- I don't know.
- I'm teachin' summer school.
You can't be runnin' up and down the
street after your brothers all day long.
Would I miss my birthday?
That would be good.
That would be great.
Would you please eat some breakfast?
I have to go to work.
[Snagglepuss On Television]
Heavens to Mergatroid.
Exit for child welfare
stage right.
Don't you know better than
to stand under a loose boulder?
Heavens to vegetables.
I've been squashed.
The question is, how does
one baby-sit a western-type baby?
- Can I have some Trix?
- Nope.
- Please.
- I said no, you idiot!
- That's a bet. I'm tellin' Mommy.
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