Critters 2 Page #3

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Really?

Yeah, that was just a stupid kid's

dumb dream. It never happened.

Oh, thanks for

helping me, honey.

And for being such a good girl,

I've got a present for you.

- What?

- Just wait.

Wow, a chocolate bunny!

It's better than chocolate,

honey, it's carob!

You might as well

take one of these too.

- Thanks, Nana.

- Happy Easter, darling.

Sh*t.

Easter sucks.

Jeez-oh-peese.

What the...?

Chili Dog?

Chili, boy.

Chili?

Chili, wake up, boy.

Looks like someone's

getting sleepy.

Not me!

Go on. You want to be

bright-eyed and bushy-tailed

for the big Easter egg hunt

tomorrow morning.

But I'm not

sleepy yet, Daddy.

- Really!

- Uh-huh.

Come on,

I'll tuck you in.

Okay...

"Okay..."

- 'Night, brat.

- 'Night, creep.

Super daughter.

- Want to get under the covers?

- No, it's too hot.

Oh, okay. 'Night, night,

sleep tight.

Don't let

the bedbugs bite.

I'll just bite it

right back!

Yeah. Oh...

uh-oh!

What's that

in your hair?

'Night, Daddy,

I love you.

I love you, too.

I'm going to bed now,

Bradley.

Don't stay up

too late.

You knew no one

would believe it.

Didn't you?

I sure do

miss you, Charlie.

Where did you go?

Honey, are you all right?

Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

- Your Easter candy's a real mess.

Would you look at this?

You ladies are doing

a wonderful job.

Now, Reverend!

Those are

for the children.

The Easter

Bunny's here.

Right on time.

Midge, would you bring

the sheriff his package?

- Here you go.

- There you are.

Are you sure you couldn't get

somebody else to do this?

Sheriff Harv did it

for 20 years running.

Well, I ain't

Sheriff Harv!

Don't be

such a gloomy Gus.

Sheriff, just help us out.

Who knows, you might even

have yourself a good time.

Fat chance.

Well, you better

hurry, ladies.

- Resurrection's in 45 minutes.

- Oh!

- Put this down on the other side.

- Okay, Emily.

Spread them out

so they're all even.

Good morning,

children.

Happy Easter.

We're going to have

to be patient today.

We can't start the hunt

until the services are over.

I have it on good authority

that the Easter Bunny himself

just might make

an appearance.

Go on now!

Thank you.

Boy, pretty good

crowd today.

I haven't seen you

since Christmas.

- I thought he was gone!

- He's trouble.

...back here.

- That's him.

Brad!

Welcome, friends.

Welcome one and all.

Today, of course,

is the Day of Resurrection.

So it seems only fitting

that some of you

have chosen this day

to resurrect

your church-going habit.

Why'd I ever let her

talk me into this?

Honey, that's

awfully beautiful.

Aw, this is great.

The Easter Bunny with

his Tehachapi hanging out.

It'd give them kids

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