Crimewave Page #5

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Right Mister!

Look at your back!

Medium or well done?

I want my shocker

Mister, you've done some bad things

I'm gonna deal out some swift justice...

this one's for bothering my girl...

this one's for giving me this...

this one's for ruining my date

and here is one for | all the folks everywhere

OK son, I'm out, please don't kill me...

well...:
... I'm sorry

Sometimes, sorry is not good enough

Wait, from now on I'll be good

I swear it's the truth | just more gent, friend

All right, | but just this once

Put it there buddy

Well it look like | it's the end of the road for you Vic

Take a little...

Arthur... Arthur!

Victor!

Nancy, Nancy

I got you Nancy

You still don't want stop to this?

I certainly intend to

This is a nightmare

And away we go!

Hold on kid, we're almost there

You wanna play rough hey

Let's go

Eat guardrail, fatso!

Fatso?

Nancy, Nancy, jump! Nancy, jump!

I can't make it

You can make it

I'm too far

Gimme your hand Nancy

Nancy!

Hold on! Are you all right?

No Nancy, please, oh, oh, ok

not the hair, goodness, | oh, my goodness

oh, are you all right? oh no!

Oh who are those guys anyway?

Oh, Gee.. I don't know

I mean, where do they come from?

oh, I can't believe...

:...:...Well, how did they get you?

Nancy, I came into your room

and I thought you didn't care about me

Oh! Vic, I do care... you save...

And then I hit the water

so you see I'm practically a hero,...

oh thanks, so if it hadn't been for me

there is no telling how many people | those maniacs might have killed

Tell it to Saint Peter!

Saint Peter? | Oh yeah that's a good one!

But seriously, if you could just find

Nancy she'll prove every thing I told you

Nancy, Nancy, you probably | killed her just like all the others

She is alive, I tell you, | she was on the bridge

I don't know what happened to her

but maybe if you ran a picture of her | in the paper

Ah! sure! Yeah, | we'll run a picture of her?

Yeah!

Yeah!

Next to your opening

Yeah! Take my...

Well, I still have five minutes

Hold it! Hold it!

Am I too late?

No

Oh! God, I didn't want to miss this

Sayonara!

That man is innocent!

Nancy!

Oh come on!

Victor, darling, you have no idea

When you fell off, I thought

you were dead, I wondered for days

What were you wondering about?

And then, those sisters took me in

Hi! I'm Vic

I was about to take my vow of | eternal silence when I heard

this horrible mistake in the newspapers

Can you good sisters | corroborate this young lady story?

They can't speak!

They've taken the vow of eternal silence

Too bad!

Right!

Hero executed...almost!

Nuns break 40 year vow of silence

She likes me!

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