
Crimes of Passion
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- 1984
- 107 min
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(5.00 / 1 vote)Adam and eve
just had sex, right?
And god says to adam,
"where's eve?"
So adam says, "she's down
And god says, "damn, now i'll never
get that smell out of those fish!"
You really think
that's funny, don't you?
I bet every man here
thinks that's funny.
Ease up, huh?
All of you.
Women. Christ.
Gettin' to be
a real pain in the ass.
I don't know what's wrong with the way it used
to be when you just did what you were told.
F*** you, hopper.
I do, every night,
me and my jar of vaseline.
I could f*** any woman i want. I
don't even have to make her come.
Reallyi'd rather get f***ed by a
vibrator than your cock any day.
It's honest, loving,
and i don't have to make
breakfast for it in the morning.
You remind me of my ex-wife.
She had an answer for everything.
Like whenever people would ask her
what i did, she'd say, "he struggles. "
You guys. You all think
you're the victim.
Hey, wait a minute. I think
we're takin' a bum rap here.
I happen to be
a very giving lover.
Yeah, you're giving, all right.
You gave half the city the clap.
All right. Enough.
Mr. Grady, you've been
awfully quiet.
I know it's your first
night with the group,
but, uh, is there
anything you'd like to say?
No, i, uh-
i just came as a guest. My buddy
hopper over here brought me.
I know, but surely you must have
something to say about all this.
I mean, you are
planning to stay with us?
Mewhy me?
I'm- i'm happy.
Been married to the same woman
for 11 years.
Been together ever since
high school. We have two kids.
Cut the crap. You wouldn't be here
if something wasn't buggin' you.
I told you. I'm here with
hopper. I have a great marriage.
I don't understand
all these...
hang-ups with you people.
I've never cheated on my wife in the
whole ten years we've been married.
I thought it was 11.
I've never met a man yet
who'd admit he was a lousy lay.
What's that supposed to mean? You
think everything has to do with sex?
Admit it. You're a lousy lay,
and she's learned to accept it.
Like we all had to.
Sing it.
Wait a minute. Now, you think i'm a
lousy lay. Is that what you're saying?
You got it.
I am not the one who complains
Getting her to make love is like
asking her to run the boston marathon,
actually do go through with it,
i don't know whether
So don't tell me
that i'm a lousy lay-
what am i saying?
What the hell am i doing here?
Well, thank you,
ladies and gentlemen.
I'm grateful
from the bottom of my heart.
It is truly an honor
to be named miss liberty 1984.
I have dreamed of this moment
all my life,
and i promise i shall
carry the name...
with dignity and with pride.
I will always serve
my country...
and be a shining beacon of hope
spreadin' the true spirit
of freedom and liberty...
that is america.
Oh, we're very proud
of you, miss liberty.
What do you plan to do
with your scholarship money?
Well, i plan
to study music, sir.
Music, do you saywhat kind
of instrument do you play?
I play the flute, sir,
in honor of our forefathers...
who died at concord
and lexington.
Would you like to see how
Oh, yes. Yes, very much.
First,
i unzip the case.
And then i take out
the instrument very carefully.
I'm very gentle. And then i
run my little hand all over it.
Up and down...
and up and down.
And then I-
i fondle it so softly,
so softly.
Mmm, i love
the look of it.
Oh, i love
the feel of it.
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