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I have lower six.

There seems to be

a difference of opinion about that...

but it's certainly

easy enough to find out.

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

What do you know about that?

You're right.

Social error.

My ticket calls for upper six.

Please accept my apologies.

- Now will you please get out?

- Yes, ma'am.

Anything I can do for you,

Miss Hewlitt?

Oh, no, no.

Thank you very much.

Would you mind

taking that ladder off my foot?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Good night.

Glad to have you aboard.

Excuse me, I left my cig-

Oh,yes, of course, there it is.

Thank you.

I hope I haven't inconvenienced you.

Good night.

Oh!

Oh, thank you.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good morning.

This way, sir.

Good morning.

I hope you slept well

last night.

And the children? They had me worried when

I saw you rounding them up this morning.

I thought you were their mother.

I was relieved to find out

you're only their teacher.

The porter told me.

I was interested to hear...

that these young ladies

are sort of super quiz kids...

that you're taking them on a tour as a reward

for being at the head of their class.

The porter

mentioned it to me.

By the way, Miss Hewlitt, I understand

you're going to Washington.

The porter. My name is Ward Stewart.

I know Washington very well.

It's a madhouse there now.

Standing room only.

I sincerely hope for your sake

you have your hotel reservations.

- By the way, where are you staying?

- Ask the porter.

Come on, girls.

- Try the Mayflower.

- But I've got a reservation, I tell ya.

- It expired at noon.

- Well, it's only five after that now.

Uh, please, sir,

try the Mayflower.

What do you know about that?

You give up everything...

to come here and work for a dollar a year,

and you can't find a place to live.

Big man in Texas, ain't ya?

What do your constituents say?

I'll see the postmaster general

about this!

- I hope he mails us back.

- Oh, please, sir, try the Mayflower.

- We did try the Mayflower. There's not a thing over there.

- Try the Mayflower.

- Try the Mayflower.

- We've tried the Mayflower...

and they told us

to try the Carlton.

I've been to every other hotel

in Washington.

We walked our feet off.

The children are about to collapse.

We don't have to have a suite.

We'll take one room if necessary.

Have you tried the Mayflower?

- Would you get me Mr. Simmons on the desk, please?

- Yes, Lieutenant.

- Couldn't you put us in the basement?

- The basement is all filled up.

Then give us a tent and we'll pitch it

on the roof. I mean it.

I'm sorry, Miss, but the roof is-

Hello?

Hello, Mr. Simmons?

This is Lieutenant Stewart speaking.

- Yes, sir.

- I'm checking out, but on one condition.

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