Crash Page #3

All right, what have we got?

Talk to me, Karen.

Flanagan doesn't think

anybody has the story yet.

I'm the goddamn

District Attorney of Los Angeles.

If my car gets jacked,

it's gonna make news.

F***!

Why did these guys

have to be black?

I mean, why?

No matter how we spin this,

I'm either gonna lose the black vote

or I'm gonna lose the law-and-order vote.

You're worrying too much. You have

a lot of support in the black community.

All right. If we can't duck this thing,

we're gonna have to neutralize it.

What we need is a picture of me

pinning a medal on a black man.

Bruce?

The firefighter.

The one who saved the camp or something.

Northridge. What's his name?

He's lraqi.

He's lraqi?

Well, he looks black.

He's dark-skinned, sir, but he's lraqi.

His name's Saddam Khahum.

Saddam?

His-His name's Saddam?

That's real good, Bruce. I'm gonna pin a medal

on an lraqi named Saddam.

Give yourself a raise, will you?

It's been good

doing business with you.

- How soon can I have them?

- I'm picking them up right now.

Look, you're not listening to me.

This is an emergency.

I keep telling you he's in pain.

He can't sleep.

Mr. Ryan, your father has been to the clinic

three times in the last month.

He is being treated for a urinary tract infection.

That is by no means an emergency.

If you have any more questions

about your HMO plan, why don't you

make an appointment to come in between

1 0:
.00 and 4:.00, Monday through Friday.

What does my father do

about sleeping tonight?

I don't know.

I'm not a doctor.

- I wanna talk to your supervisor.

- I am my supervisor!

- What is your name?

- Shaniqua Johnson.

Shaniqua.

Big f***ing surprise that is.

Bronson Avenue, WestWood.

Vehicle is described as a black

late-model Lincoln Navigator.

California plate

4 Peter Charles lda 31 5.

Suspects are tWo black males,

approximately 20 years of age.

That's not it.

That's not the vehicle, John.

The plates don't match.

The driver's gotta be 40. Nobody jacks a car

and takes it to Studio City.

They were doin' something.

Enthusiastic.

Keep your hands

where I can see 'em, please.

I'm gonna need to see

your driver's license and registration.

No problem.

I'm gonna have to reach inside the glove

compartment to get the registration.

- Is that okay?

- Nice and slow, please.

Okay.

How are you tonight, Officer?

Excellent.

Here you go.

Stay inside the vehicle, please.

Let's do it again right now.

Step outta the car, please, sir.

Wait a minute, Officer.

I haven't been drinking or anything.

Then we shouldn't have a problem.

He doesn't drink.

He's a Buddhist, for Christ's sake.

No, it's okay.

It's fine.

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