Crank: High Voltage Page #6

a history of, uh, conflicting interests.

I see.

Well, that's mighty white of you

to help me out like this Donald.

Now, if you don't mind...

Uh who said I was helping you out?

My reward for returning you to

Poon Dong will be great.

So, this is how it is?

This is how it is.

Chicken and broccoli.

Dude... are you all right?

Aye, never better.

Fish Halman here, bringing you breaking,

on-the-scenes coverage of

an explosion of mayhem,

murder and lewd behavior that has swept

the Long Beach area this morning.

Our viewers may remember

a similar series of incidents

which took place some three months back

involving this unidentified man.

Police are now confirming that today's

lurid events are the work of

that very same psychotic deviant.

Ted Garcia's standing by

in Hollywood Park with a live report.

Take it away, Ted.

Thanks, Fish.

I'm standing here with a

group of people -- families,

seniors and degenerate gamblers --

that are shocked and traumatized

by what they've witnessed here today

when what started as a sunny,

southern California afternoon

at the races turned,

without warning, into a public,

open air porno.

Did you say ''porno,'' Ted?

Straight up, Fish.

I'd like you to meet...

...Glenda Lansing of Hawaiian Gardens.

Glenda says she had an all-too

up-close-and-personal encounter

with the suspect just moments before

the shocking incident occurred.

That bastard had his filthy

hands all over me.

Could you describe exactly what happened?

I never saw a bastard wanted it so bad.

He put his filthy hands on

every part of me.

Okay, that's a little too much

information for this broadcast, Glenda.

Can you describe the man

that assaulted you?

He looked like that fella

from the movies.

The teabag.

Teabag?

You know, the trainspotted fella?

Built like a-a brick shithouse.

AII right, ma'am, you know that kind of

language is not gonna fly on TV.

Well, that son of a b*tch.

He treated me like his hot little whore.

Explain to me again how you let

this motherf***er get away.

He just uh went buck wild

and killed everybody.

But not you.

Just got lucky, EI.

The three of us work the Puerto way!

You know the drill, b*tch.

Do it.

Andale!

Do it!

Now the other one.

You bought yourself another chance.

I don't think you'll f***

it up next time.

Now... go get yourself a Band-Aid...

and go get me f***ing Chelios, cabron!

That's the last time.

The last time that son of

a b*tch leaves me

with my ass in the wind in front of

eight thousand people!

W-W-Wait, Lemon!

Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey! It's me.

Randy. Hi.

What the hell are you doing here?

Look, it's about the dude.

What dude?

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