Crackers Page #3

You are worthless.

Pimps givin' you trouble? Nothing

I can't handle, no thanks to you!

You supposed to be walking

around. Look tough!

How the hell am I supposed to look

tough carrying Tyrone around?

Ow! [ Crying ] Damn right!

What you do that for? For doing nothing!

Gophers gonna be delivering

your mail, you keep that up!

You got that wrong, Slam Dunk! You my woman!

As usual, you got it wrong. You my pimp!

At least you was.

What's this "was" sh*t?

"Was" like in ain't no more!

There's your stuff.

Say, wait a minute here. Wait! Ain't you

forgetting a little something? Tyrone!

Yeah. I still can't figure

out how you managed that.

[ Tyrone Crying ]

Yeah, I know exactly what

you mean, Tyrone. Exactly.

[ Clicks Heels ]

[ Screams ]

Hey, you... [ Speaking

Yiddish ] [ Laughing ]

Huh? You bet.

Look, I got... Oh, sh*t.

I want to be your boyfriend

Somehow that seems hard to do

[ Whirring ]

You got work for me?

Que pasa, man?

Let's see some I.D., huh?

[ Whirring Continues ]

Well, if you ask me

What's the problema, Ramon? Immigration.

They took my mother last week.

Suzi Plastic, you won't get far

Your name is Plastic and that you are

Hi, David. Hi, Maria.

[ Ramon ] Maria, what you doing here?

I'm going to the market. Don't you

know La Migra's around? Let's go.

I can't stay home all the time!

Mientras yo mande, usted hace lo que diga.

But this is silly! Mama didn't say...

I' Maria! A mama se la llevo La Migra.

Yo soy responsable hasta que yo regrese.

Y mientras yo siga responsable,

usted no sale sola, punto.

[ Maria Shouting ]

i' Claro que no!

But you're gonna act like one.

Hey, what's going on? Who's this?

Dillard, you no butt in, okay?

Maria. His sister.

Nice to meet you. I didn't

know Ramon had a sister.

He didn't know he had a sister

'til last week.

Suddenly he's big brother.

Yeah, and if I catch anybody messing

with her, I cut his pescuezo.

Y usted, vamonos. Come on, Ramon.

You're a real pain.

[ Arguing ]

[ Maria ] I didn't do anything!

[ Arguing ]

[ Arguing Continues ]

[ Thunder Rumbling ]

[ Door Opens ]

You know, this is really for people over 21?

Oh, he is. He just forgot his I.D.

Well, it's the foreman, my main man.

Hey, don't worry, Turtle. I

come to deal, not to steal.

You mind if I sit down?

I, uh, got some information for Garvey.

Say somebody installs an alarm,

only he was gonna rig it so him and

his buddy could get around it.

Dillard and Ramon. [ Boardwalk ] Right.

What do ya think?

I think it's great. Serves Garvey right.

I'm serious! What do ya say?

[ Thunder Rumbling ]

It won't work. Gettin' inside is easy.

No way they're gonna crack that safe.

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