Cowboy Up Page #6

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And?

Son of a b*tch damn near

put me in the hospital.

And then during the whole

thing, I keep feeling

something dripping on me.

Then I realized

the guy was sweating.

It was a guy?

You got a massage from a guy?

Yeah.

Not a sports massage. I mean,

I get massages from guys.

I didn't know you guys did.

Well, I didn't either.

Give me a hand here?

-Nicely done.

-Thanks.

It was nice to meet

your brother. You guys

are pretty different, though.

Yeah. Ely's a good kid.

He just gets tangled up

sometimes.

Thanks for dinner.

Good night.

Hey, I was thinking about

that massage stuff

we were talking about earlier.

The deal with that was,

it was a gift certificate

and so I kind of felt awkward.

'Cause if it were me,

you know,

I would've asked

for someone else,

like a woman.

You are so funny.

Don't worry about it.

-Good night.

-Night.

I don't know, man.

She gives me a bad feeling.

Why?

She never looks you

in the eye.

She's shy.

That's part of why I love her.

Yeah? What's the other part?

You know, I've been thinking.

I don't think this clown

thing's helping me.

You're not a clown.

You're a bullfighter.

Well, next time we go out,

remind me to talk more

about the stock contracting.

Gee, that'll grab her.

Any woman that makes you feel

like you have to explain

yourself

is the wrong woman.

-Where the hell did you

pick that up?

-My feet?

Ever watch that James Bond

movie where they painted

that lady in gold?

-She suffocated.

-I thought it was

lead poisoning.

No. Her skin couldn't breathe,

something like that.

Sh*t, I don't know.

I've just always done it.

Hey.

What?

What's the old man been up to

these days?

I don't know.

Probably just waiting around

to go to hell.

Do you think he knows?

I mean,

do you think he knows

how we've done?

Probably.

Gotta do it, boy.

He ain't going nowhere.

-He might make it.

-Come on!

This is your last chance

to put some hair

on your balls.

-He's gonna make it!

-Get outta here.

Ely, come here, boy.

Good night, little big man.

Hey, hey.

Come on, Ely. You all right?

(MOUTHING)

Have you ever been

with a zookeeper, Ely?

'Cause this girl had

a funny smell, but she had

the best body I ever saw.

This is Connie. I'm not

in right now. Please leave

a message.

ANNOUNCER:

Poor Randy Frost has drawn

Zapata, the unridden bull.

Randy gets started,

but whoop, he's down!

Now in the winners' circle,

we see the familiar faces

of Ely Braxton

along with Celia Jones,

with another buckle.

(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)

"After the wreck, the closest

I ever thought I was gonna get

to a bull

"was cleaning out the stalls

back home," Braxton said.

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