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Okay, hold up.

Are you, like, writing

right now?

- Yes.

- Can I hear it?

Oh. It's just a verse

and a chorus.

Oh, no, that's perfect.

I have a short attention span.

Okay.

Ice, maybe we can go

All night

Tell the sun to stay down

So we can do this right

I've got drugs for days

And you've got liquor

For weeks

I've got a house

With no heat

And a dance floor

On the street

There's a shout from the back

Of a sold-out crowd

We could turn the sh*t up

And play this song loud

There's a boy

Who's dying inside very night

Well, he don't look sad

But he don't look right

Yeah, you know

I ain't no killer

But this place

Makes me want to kill

Yeah, you know

I ain't no killer

But this place

Makes me want to kill

[LUCY SCREAMS]

[LAUGHING]

Dude, that was awesome.

- [MAPLE CHUCKLES]

- [KIRK GROANS]

[KIRK INHALES DEEPLY]

Hey, look at me.

I'm Michael Phelps.

[MAPLE LAUGHING]

Where'd she get

that bathing suit?

Oh, her purse.

She carries a bathing suit

in her purse?

Yeah, for, like, occasions

such as this.

Come on, Jackie, get in.

The water's fine.

Yeah, come on, Jackie.

The water's fine. Heh.

I'm gonna call it a night.

You guys have fun.

[KIRK GROANS]

Yeah, that's right.

I forgot,

she'll melt if she gets wet.

Aah. Uh-oh.

Ding-dong, the witch is mad.

Heh.

[LINE RINGING]

[LINE CLICKS]

NOAH [OVER PHONE]:

Hey, babe.

Hi.

Thank you for the card.

[NOAH CHUCKLES]

No problem.

How is Operation

No One Parties Tonight going?

Yeah, it's going great.

We're just sitting around,

drinking kombucha,

playing Settlers of Catan.

[LAUGHS]

I bet you are.

- Getting nervous?

- Getting nervous?

I've been nervous since the day

you got me to agree to this.

So you're gonna lie in bed

all night

just stressing about it

and not get any sleep,

right?

You know me too well.

Take one of your knockout pills,

get some sleep.

You'll thank yourself

in the morning

when you wake up

fresh as a daisy.

That's actually

not a bad idea.

Well, that's what I do.

I come up with good ideas.

Well, you deserve more

than your 15 percent.

- Well, I mean, that's...

- [CELL PHONE BEEPS]

Sh*t. Um...

Babe, I gotta take this call.

Um... I love you.

I love you too.

Okay, bye.

[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

- [KNOCKS ON DOOR]

- [SIGHS]

I'm coming.

[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

- [MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER]

- Mm.

Hey. Switch rooms with me.

What?

Why?

Because your bed is bigger.

Are you f***ing kidding me

right now?

- [CHUCKLES]

- Oh, come on.

- Please?

- Yeah, please.

Come on, Jackie.

You owe me one.

Remember that night

after Bonnaroo?

La, la, la, la

Let's just not...

ALL:

Jug! Jug! Jug!

- [WHOOPING]

- [INDISTINCT YELLING]

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