Costume Party Capers: The Incredibles Page #3

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- Sorry. I know you're upset!

Pretend to be upset.

Parr!

You authorized payment

on the Walker policy!

Someone broke

into their house, Mr. Huph.

- Their policy covers...

- I don't wanna know about it.

Don't tell me about it. Tell me how

you're keeping Insuricare in the black.

Tell me how that's possible,

with you writing checks

to every Harry Hardluck and Sally

Sobstory that gives you a phone call.

Morning break is over.

Morning break is over.

I appreciate you coming

down here, Mrs. Parr.

What's this about?

Has Dash done something wrong?

He's a disruptive influence and he

openly mocks me in front of the class.

- He says.

- Look, I know it's you!

- He puts thumbtacks on my stool.

- You saw him do this?

Well... not really. No.

Actually, not.

Oh, then how do you know it was him?

I hid a camera.

Yeah, and this time, I've got him.

See? You see?

You don't see it?

He moves! Right there!

Wait, wait! Right there!

Right as I'm sitting down!

I don't know how he does it,

but there's no tack before he moves

and after he moves, there's a tack.

Coincidence? I think not!

- Bernie...

- Don't "Bernie" me.

This little rat is guilty!

You and your son can go now, Mrs. Parr.

I'm sorry for the trouble.

You're letting him go again?

He's guilty!

You can see it on his smug little face.

Guilty, I say, guilty!

Dash, this is the third time this year

you've been sent to the office.

We need to find a better outlet.

A more... constructive outlet.

Maybe I could,

if you'd let me go out for sports.

Honey, you know why we can't do that.

I promise I'll slow up.

I'll only be the best by a tiny bit.

Dashiell Robert Parr,

you are an incredibly competitive boy.

And a bit of a showoff.

The last thing you need is temptation.

You always say, "Do your best."

But you don't really mean it.

Why can't I do the best that I can do?

Right now, honey,

the world just wants us to fit in,

and to fit in, we just gotta be

like everybody else.

Dad always said our powers

were nothing to be ashamed of.

- Our powers made us special.

- Everyone's special, Dash.

Which is another way

of saying no one is.

Rydinger, where you headed?

- Hi, Tony.

- Hey.

- Hey, Tony, can I carry your books?

- That's kind of funny.

Hey, Tony, do you play football?

Tony, I thought we were

gonna go swimming.

He looked at me.

Come on, Violet!

Darn kids.

Sitting on the driveway...

Oh, great.

Mom.

- You're making weird faces again.

- No, I'm not.

You make weird faces, honey.

- Do you have to read at the table?

- Uh-huh. Yeah.

Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes!

Bob, could you help

the carnivore cut his meat.

Dash, you have something you

wanna tell your father about school?

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