Corky Romano Page #4

please, sir.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't

realize you were an agent.

I didn't know

you were with the bureau.

Yes, I am with the bureau.

Ahem. I'm sorry. I just-

I had a little too much coffee.

I'm just a little wired.

Aah!

I mean "wired" as in "jumpy. "

I don't mean "wired"...

as in there's a concealed wire

in my crotch.

I mean, an FBI agent

wearing a concealed wire...

in his crotch-I mean,

that would be crazy, right?

Right?

You can go now, agent.

I will go now. Thank you.

Excuse me.

I had a small confrontation

at the checkpoint...

but don't worry.

I kept a cool head...

and I eradicated

any possible suspicions.

Agent Pissant?

Ah!

Yes. Hi. Uh...

Oh, actually, that's, uh...

that's Pissant.

Well, the transfer came

through at an opportune time.

We could use someone

with your experience...

on our special task force.

Ooh!

A special task force, huh?

That's right.

An elite team I've assembled-

the best of the best...

exclusively devoted

to catching the Night Vulture.

Night Vulture?

Number six

on the most wanted list.

The biggest heroin supplier

on the east coast...

not to mention

the most sadistic.

Grr!

The last four guys

that pissed him off...

ended up

with their genitals severed.

I asked the coroner

about the weapon.

He says there was none.

That son of a b*tch

did it with his bare hands.

Oh.

I'm Agent Howard Shuster,

station director.

Hi.

This is Brick Davis,

senior agent...

and my right hand man.

Agent Pissant.

Uh, actually,

that's, uh...

it's Pissant.

It's-it's-

You know, it's French.

Davis

is the best man in his field.

Right now,

he's about to take down...

the city's most dangerous

crime boss.

We're all but guaranteed

a conviction.

That's just one down.

By the time I'm finished...

the whole family

will be injail.

I'vejust been

reviewing your resume.

Quite impressive,

but a degree from Harvard...

three commendations

for bravery...

and an olympic medal

for sharpshooting...

won't get you

out of the trenches.

We need all hands on deck

around here.

Good day.

Good day.

Sir? Thank you.

Nice tie.

Thank you.

It should give

some lucky sniper...

a nice target to aim for.

Probably, huh?

Just go. Go.

I want to go home.

- What happened?

- Have you seen my resume?

It says I know

five different languages.

I'm an expert sharpshooter.

I'm a black belt

in something called...

gyoing gyoing gyoing

something?

So the hacker

went a little crazy.

Ah, none of this sh*t matters.

Just go in there

and get the evidence.

Then you can go back

to giving hamsters enemas...

or whatever the hell you do.

- No!

- Get in there.

- No, I don't wanna!

- Get in there!

No, I don't wanna let go!

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