Conversations with God Page #5

- That tree over there? You see it?

- Yes.

Good. Then go lift your leg up

on that with the rest of the dogs.

You people make me sick.

Why can't you get a job like everybody else?

- What's the problem?

- He thinks he's coming inside

to use the bathroom.

- In and out, okay?

- Thank you.

Excuse me?

Hi.

Oh. Hello.

Uh-

I'm Neale, and, uh,

I think I'm a little-

Harry. Yeah. I'm the, uh-

Uh, I'm the janitor.

- Hi, Harry.

- Hi.

Um- Harry, how do-

how did you like the book?

Oh, oh. It's-It's- It's wonderful.

I've been waiting

for this day ever since...

your name came

on the schedule months ago.

Oh, well, here. Um, let me, uh-

let me show you to the- to the greenroom.

Yeah. Um-

Listen, Harry, um-

Uh-What did you like

about the book?

Oh, I-I don't want to bother you.

Oh, not bothering me at all.

I'm, uh- I'm interested.

I spent a lifetime in anger-

toward my father.

I'm not gonna stand here

and drop sugar all over this...

'cause my old man

was a mean old cuss.

I hated him.

Strong words, I know, but true.

And this book-

your book-

helped me finally, after 20 years

of that anger, that-that hatred, to-

well, to forgive my father.

What I was feeling about my father was

really what I was feeling about myself.

And I had to forgive myself

for the feelings I had- the anger I had-

toward my father.

That's the first time

I think I've ever said that out loud.

Well, here, here.

Page three.

I know your book.

Sure do.

"My most common

form of communication...

"is through feeling.

"Feeling is

the language of the soul.

"If you want to know what's true

for you about something...

look to how you're feeling

about it. "

Fitch?

Fitch. Fitch?

- Can you hear me, Fitch?

- Jesus. I'm drunk, not deaf.

Why are you doing this?

I'm not doing anything.

That damn pancreas has got

a mind of its own.

I'm just playing the hand I'm dealt.

Don't start with me.

- You're killing yourself. You know that?

- Don't ask me to stop drinking.

I can't do that.

You're gonna be a real

pain in the ass, aren't you?

All right.

Cleanup in aisle three.

Cleanup in aisle three, please.

Um-

Thank you.

Good morning.

Ho, ho, ho! Merry-

Hi, Santa

I'm not gonna die in that park.

Good morning. Rrogramming.

- Yes. I'm calling about the ad.

- Come again?

Excuse me.

Um, could I speak with

the program director, please?

He's on air at the moment.

What can I help you with?

Well, I'm calling about the ad, uh,

for the weekend radio deejay.

Hello?

That ad wasn't supposed

to run until next week.

Well, I'm holding the paper

in my hand.

Which paper?

The Ashland Daily Tidings.

I'm sorry.

What is the date today?

Today?

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