Conor McGregor: Notorious Page #3

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And it's all over! Wow!

- [crowd cheering] -

Ultra-impressive UFC debut!

This kid's the real deal.

- [laughs] What's up, man?

- Welcome to the UFC, man.

Yeah, thank you very much.

- There's been a lot of hype. I guess the hype is real.

- Yeah.

[applause]

I didn't have money before

this, and now here I am,

with 60 G's bonus and then my own pay.

I don't know what the f***'s

going on, to be honest, right?

- [media members laughing]

- Just last week, I was collecting the social welfare.

Now I suppose I'm just gonna

tell them to f*** off. [laughing]

I'm just thinking of what

I'm gonna spend it on.

What's up? There's the guy with the

Daily Mail. Let him in there.

- A hundred percent. What's up?

- That was impressive.

Thank you so much.

My man, my man.

I always felt like I was

getting spotted, yeah?

What kind of prick would you be?

No, no, I don't want to.

- Thank you so much. Good luck, Conor.

- Thank you.

It's not as if I'm like bloody Justin Bieber

and there's a thousand people outside waiting.

It's not heavy like that.

Living the dream. Yeah. Crazy.

[laughing]

This isn't the safest area

to have a big camera and a load of cash.

You'd want to be armed to come at me.

Something semiautomatic.

Two hours to get up to the back-arse

of nowhere on a freezing-cold site.

Anytime anything was needed,

who has to go and get it?

Little old Conor here.

I used to drive that.

If you're motivated by money and fame,

you're motivated by the

wrong things, and I agree.

F*** fame. I'm in this game to get paid.

When I retire, I want to be fat and

lazy and don't have to answer to no one.

Six holidays a year and a

car for every day of the week.

- McGregor.

- All right, boys.

- [shouts, indistinct]

- What's up? How are you?

Best of luck in the next boxing.

- Thank you so much, man. Thank you.

- Have a good one.

Thank you.

See what I'm saying

about following me around?

Spontaneous.

Ever hear that thing where people say,

"Spend your money on experience

rather than material things."

Well, f*** that. [laughs]

This to me is an experience.

And it's also material.

So I'm killin' two birds with one

stone there, you know what I mean?

[Conor] Just has to be prepared.

Oh. [laughs]

Oh. [laughing]

- It's mine?

- [Conor] Yeah.

I'm in shock.

From Peugeot to this. It's not bad.

Oh, my God. This is something else.

- You've worked hard.

- Yeah.

[laughs]

[man] Let us go to the Skype machine

and welcome in our good

pal, Mr. Hollywood.

Look at this guy. All of a sudden.

What a difference a few months makes.

[laughing]

- [man laughs]

- Don't hate, Ariel, yeah? Don't be hating.

I sense an aura. I sense an

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