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- What were you feeling?

- That this could be used.

- For the wedding?

- Used in the wedding?

- That will be excellent.

- Who's getting married?

He goes on about how

warm they are in the Mediterranean,

they're very tactile, but he doesn't touch

anyone as much as he touches my fiance.

I don't think...

Oi!

I'm watching.

Rules of entry, number one: you

hereby confirm you're not already married.

Two:
you agree to participate

in pre-marriage counseling.

Counseling.

- Counseling.

- Yes.

- I'm not doing counseling.

- Josef...

I'm not doing counseling. I've done

counseling, you know that. I'm not doing it.

I'm not doing it!

Let's just concentrate

on how we want these people to look.

I mean, the tennis players, Isabelle and Josef.

We want them to look so glamorous.

- Well, we want them to win, don't we?

- Yes. I quite like, erm, the musical couple.

- They'll look wonderful.

- Sweet.

She's a little dowdy.

No, she'll be fine

if we dress her in a beautiful dress.

You never know on the day, either. The

naturist couple on the day might be fantastic.

I don't think anyone wants to see her muff.

You chose them.

I was quite excited

by the people we met.

I think of the three couples,

I think I wouldn't want to favor any of them.

I think they're all exciting,

they're very much in love, I think.

I have slight problems with the tennis,

Isabelle and Josef.

A woman that only wears things that

she's knitted herself is going to be difficult.

Yes, and they did smell.

- It was...

- It was a really good day.

- Yeah, it was an amazing day.

- There was so many things to see, and...

And also from the time

that Sam had the makeover.

That would be enough, the fact that

she was chosen to have a makeover...

Oh, my God.

They just happened to pick her

to have a makeover

out of all those people in the audience.

So we had to have a word.

A civil word.

And they kindly agreed to, uh, to go again.

Oh, doesn't she look gorgeous!

Big round of applause for the lovely Isabella.

Look, she's got herself in the picture.

She's got herself in the...

Just... See, at the back?

Hi.

- Oh, hi.

- Hello.

Come on in.

- Lovely to see you.

- You too. Perch yourself on the couch.

- Lovely to see you. In you come.

- Lovely to see you.

OK. Well, you know, first and foremost, thank

you so much for coming and doing this job.

- We are so excited.

- Good. I'm thrilled.

Now, to cut to the chase.

There are several things

that are on my mind at the moment.

Firstly, I need... And this has also

come from the powers-that-be above.

I need one venue for all three weddings.

For the wedding competition.

- For all the weddings?

- That's right, yes.

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