Confessions Of A Shopaholic Page #5
move from the newsstands?
Real, unvarnished stories,
whether the people that we are
writing about like them or not.
Successful Saving is currently
the People magazine
of financial journalism,
and this is where that ends.
From now...
Sorry.
From now on
we don't copy, we examine.
- We probe.
- Ooh!
I liked your piece.
I said that on the phone.
- Good. Good.
- Hayley!
What do you say a three-week trial.
- And give her this cubicle.
- Oh, this one's lovely.
They're all three by six.
You can start with a thousand words
on the effect of changing
interest rate on store card APRs.
Good.
You still have the label
on your new glasses.
What? Oh.
You took a job
at a savings magazine? You?
I know it sounds bad,
but it is, in fact,
part of a very structured plan.
Yeah, that's great,
but then in a lot of ways
it's kinda not great.
What do they call it
gets trampled to death by a cow?
I don't think there is a word for that.
"Ironic." Ironic
that Rebecca Bloomwood
is advising people
on how to handle money.
if my maid of honor
could afford her own dress.
- He asked?
- Yes!
Oh, my God!
You should've been there.
- How did he say it?
- Hey!
The, uh, credit limit
on your card was reached.
You know, I think I want my husband-
to-be to propose to me in Barneys.
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
- Yes, you are.
- I just found the perfect book for you.
Control Your Urge to Shop,
with Garrett E. Barton.
That's me.
Do you find yourself
constantly drawn toward stores?
- Yes.
- Nope.
Does your heart quicken
when you see new merchandise
- Yes! This guy's good.
- No.
Did you answer no to these questions
and are consequently in denial?
- Yes.
- No!
Did you just say "no" again?
- No.
- Yes.
Step one:
de-clutter your life.Throw it all out.
Just box it up and toss it!
Simplicity and order
are your new watchwords.
Excuse me. Hello?
And it's for you.
On your way to work,
ignore the siren call
of the store window.
Your new mantra is, "Do I need this?"
No.
What's this?
A thousand words
on store card APRs?
Which looks as if it's been copied
straight out of Money for Dummies.
on APRs from an angle.
Is that not an angle?
Not unless you call "head-on" an angle.
- No, I don't.
- Try it again.
- OK.
Rebecca?
Did you just type "good angles
on APRs" into Google?
Yes. I Googled.
- Am I fired?
- Get your coat.
You know these guys, right?
Comintex? Communications company?
Yes. Absolutely.
This year has been a year
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