Compadres

Synopsis: As former cop Garza seeks revenge on Santos, the crime lord who framed him, he forms an unlikely team with a young hacker who successfully stole $10 million from Santos.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Enrique Begné
Production: Draco Films
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.7
Metacritic:
28
Rotten Tomatoes:
38%
R
Year:
2016
101 min
$3,105,269
74 Views


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Mmm.

Ooh.

Hey. Hmm?

Hey, pleased to meet you, lieutenant.

Nice to meet you.

My men at Quantico

speak highly of you.

And the FBI is grateful

for your help, really truly.

Get out!

See the one here on the left?

That's Krishna.

He's a hacker specializing

in money laundering.

He has an associate

known as "the accountant",

but we don't have much on him.

We think Santos hired him.

Do you recognize

any of these men

who's ever worked with

or been connected to Santos?

No.

Are you certain?

Yes.

I'm sorry, I cannot help you.

Passport, please.

Ah!

We gotta move fast.

Santos knows we stole the money,

we have to transfer it now.

We... we... we don't wanna

mess with the Mexican mafia.

These people

will cut your head off!

Wait, look.

I'm not gonna work

for a f***ing Mexican

the rest of my life.

I got a... I got a nagging feeling

that we're f***ing this up.

Don't be a p*ssy!

Do you have the token?

Yeah.

Nice. Let's do it.

Who's there?

Who's there?

Hey, buddy. There's a bad guy

outside looking for you.

Mike, I'm busy, man, I...

I am the bad guy.

Oh, sh*t...

And let me introduce you

my evil partner, porky.

Come on, guys, I'm... please...

No, no, no, no, no!

Please! Please, don't!

Your boss Santos

stole $10 million

from my boss, Gaspar.

Yes.

And we want them back.

The accountant took the money,

I don't have it.

You both stole it.

And the accountant

isn't here, isn't it?

Mmm-mmm. No.

So...

I can cut your ears off.

No, no, no, please,

please, don't!

Please, don't!

Stop. Please, no. Please, no.

Please, don't. Please, don't.

Coin.

Coin.

Anything, Guero?

Coins?

Any coins? Any coins?

In the drawer, over there.

Okay, you gotta choose.

Me or him?

No! No, no, no! Please!

Please, don't!

No!

Yes?

Is your father at home?

My father?

Nice house.

Come on in. Dinner?

What you say to me, kid?

I'm not a kid. Is there

anything I can do to help you?

Hello, this is the

Montecito retirement home.

We've not received payment

for three consecutive months.

I'm afraid we'll have to

evict Mr. Patelski.

Pay now.

I'm not a kid.

Is there anything

I can do to help you?

Yeah.

Your father is an accountant,

and I need a good one.

Accountant?

You don't speak English,

or what? Accountant!

A-k-u... no.

A-q...

U...

Listen!

My father isn't home,

so if you come by tomorrow.

You must be the gardener!

I'm so sorry! I can go get the credit card!

It's... it's...

You're not the gardener?

I don't like kids.

Specially fat white kids

like you.

I'm gonna go call the police.

I hope you have your visa.

Not like you're illegal, but...

Where is your father?

I... I...

Listen!

The bathroom is right over there

and I can go upstairs and get you

his card so you can call him.

Great.

Yeah?

Okay.

Yeah.

Right there!

Don't be afraid,

Mr. accountant.

Just give us our money back.

Is there any other way out?

No.

And I'm not a kid.

Those guys are crazy.

You don't wanna mess with them.

You think this is a game?

I hope your dad doesn't get mad.

How old are you? 14?

I'm 17.

And don't hit me again!

I didn't hit you.

I only grabbed your ear,

like this.

What are you? A nun?

I'm a cop.

And I can help your father

to get out of this alive.

I'm not sure where he is, but

listen, tiny Mexican man,

if I tell him you hit me he's

gonna f***ing destroy you.

If you don't tell me

where he is right now,

I'm gonna take you back

to porky and Guasa,

and they will rip your balls

off and feed them to you.

I need a Pepto.

Be with you in a minute.

Yes.

I had never seen a Polish guy

in the store before.

He's not Polish, he's Irish.

I bet you one dollar

he's Polish.

Make it 10.

So what can I do you for?

Yeah. Listen...

That Mexican guy over there

was telling me

how all you Irish guys,

you know, have a...

A tiny dick.

Personally, I love you,

Irish people, but...

Irish, right?

Aye!

Hey, kid.

Irish.

Listen, you f***ing Mexican!

How do you reckon

I shove both me fists

up your ass?

Come on, mate!

Take a fist!

Hey...

Don't f*** with Ireland!

Come on, lad!

You want more? Huh?

Come on. Come on.

So how much is

for the kid's cookies?

And this?

$17.75.

Keep the change.

Well, thank you.

But I think I'm gonna borrow this.

No!

Not me gun!

It was a gift from the old man.

What kind of father gives

his son a .44 Magnum?

Look, grandpa, I got you

the cookies you like.

Danke, Alex.

I don't understand

what you're saying, grandpa.

It's your grandson, Vic.

Alex is dead.

We are going fishing on Sunday.

Like I promised.

Still having debts

with Asilo Montecito?

That hobbit almost

killed me, Cabron.

That's too bad, I would've loved

for you to leave me alone.

The only reason I'm not

kicking your ass right now

is because I respect

your grandpa, here.

I'm so sick of you!

You come to my house,

you bring some Whackos

with a flamethrower.

I didn't bring them, okay?

This is your dad's fault.

If he wasn't Santo's accountant,

none of this

would have happened.

My father's dead.

I'm the accountant.

It's my hacker name.

You have a problem with that,

f***ing speedy Gonzalez?

Okay, okay, stop fighting.

Talk it out, Vic.

Grandpa, you just said my name.

Show some respect

to Mr. Gonzalez.

He's an immigrant

like you and me, Alex.

Don't forget.

Bye, grandpa.

Thanks for coming

to see me, Vic.

I'm sorry about your father.

It doesn't matter.

Where is your mom?

They both died.

They were spies.

Ambushed by

the friggin' Taliban.

Wait.

How did you meet Santos?

What you're talking about?

I don't know him.

All I did was deactivate

some security aids

so Krishna could

move around the money.

So, you helped him

steal Santos' money?

Krishna stole that money?

Yeah.

Well, that's why there's

psychopaths after me.

No, Gaspar sent those

guys to your house.

Who's Gaspar?

He's the boss.

And Santos stole

the money from Gaspar.

And they think

you have the money.

No, no, no, no,

I don't have the money.

I know. You cannot even

pay the nursing home.

Or buy decent clothes.

That's 'cause Krishna

owes me 15 grand.

What?

Just listen, okay?

Do me a favor.

Don't run away from me again.

Let's go.

Let's make a deal.

I'll take you to Krishna,

you can give me my 20 grand.

20 grand?

I thought you'd said 15.

Did I say 15?

Yes.

I meant 20.

Deal?

Deal.

This is Krishna?

Get to work.

So you don't have

any distraction.

I need Krishna's fingerprints,

otherwise I'm stuck.

Do you have a box cutter?

His whole hand.

I think this will help.

Which hand?

Right hand.

Which one?

The right

right. Okay.

Help me out!

Uh...

What?

Uh...

What?

The... the finger.

Okay, go and get it.

Okay.

God!

Put it together.

Okay.

Okay, I'm in.

Yeah?

I'll handle it.

Who is it?

Nicole.

Okay.

Mmm-hmm?

Yes?

And David?

Oh! He's busy right now.

Yeah.

You should've come earlier.

Hmm.

He's waiting for me.

He's gonna take me dancing.

Ah. Dancing.

I don't know if he's

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