Synopsis: As former cop Garza seeks revenge on Santos, the crime lord who framed him, he forms an unlikely team with a young hacker who successfully stole $10 million from Santos.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Enrique Begné
Production: Draco Films
  2 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
101 min




Hey. Hmm?

Hey, pleased to meet you, lieutenant.

Nice to meet you.

My men at Quantico

speak highly of you.

And the FBI is grateful

for your help, really truly.

Get out!

See the one here on the left?

That's Krishna.

He's a hacker specializing

in money laundering.

He has an associate

known as "the accountant",

but we don't have much on him.

We think Santos hired him.

Do you recognize

any of these men

who's ever worked with

or been connected to Santos?


Are you certain?


I'm sorry, I cannot help you.

Passport, please.


We gotta move fast.

Santos knows we stole the money,

we have to transfer it now.

We... we... we don't wanna

mess with the Mexican mafia.

These people

will cut your head off!

Wait, look.

I'm not gonna work

for a f***ing Mexican

the rest of my life.

I got a... I got a nagging feeling

that we're f***ing this up.

Don't be a p*ssy!

Do you have the token?


Nice. Let's do it.

Who's there?

Who's there?

Hey, buddy. There's a bad guy

outside looking for you.

Mike, I'm busy, man, I...

I am the bad guy.

Oh, sh*t...

And let me introduce you

my evil partner, porky.

Come on, guys, I'm... please...

No, no, no, no, no!

Please! Please, don't!

Your boss Santos

stole $10 million

from my boss, Gaspar.


And we want them back.

The accountant took the money,

I don't have it.

You both stole it.

And the accountant

isn't here, isn't it?

Mmm-mmm. No.


I can cut your ears off.

No, no, no, please,

please, don't!

Please, don't!

Stop. Please, no. Please, no.

Please, don't. Please, don't.



Anything, Guero?


Any coins? Any coins?

In the drawer, over there.

Okay, you gotta choose.

Me or him?

No! No, no, no! Please!

Please, don't!



Is your father at home?

My father?

Nice house.

Come on in. Dinner?

What you say to me, kid?

I'm not a kid. Is there

anything I can do to help you?

Hello, this is the

Montecito retirement home.

We've not received payment

for three consecutive months.

I'm afraid we'll have to

evict Mr. Patelski.

Pay now.

I'm not a kid.

Is there anything

I can do to help you?


Your father is an accountant,

and I need a good one.


You don't speak English,

or what? Accountant!

A-k-u... no.




My father isn't home,

so if you come by tomorrow.

You must be the gardener!

I'm so sorry! I can go get the credit card!

It's... it's...

You're not the gardener?

I don't like kids.

Specially fat white kids

like you.

I'm gonna go call the police.

I hope you have your visa.

Not like you're illegal, but...

Where is your father?

I... I...


The bathroom is right over there

and I can go upstairs and get you

his card so you can call him.





Right there!

Don't be afraid,

Mr. accountant.

Just give us our money back.

Is there any other way out?


And I'm not a kid.

Those guys are crazy.

You don't wanna mess with them.

You think this is a game?

I hope your dad doesn't get mad.

How old are you? 14?

I'm 17.

And don't hit me again!

I didn't hit you.

I only grabbed your ear,

like this.

What are you? A nun?

I'm a cop.

And I can help your father

to get out of this alive.

I'm not sure where he is, but

listen, tiny Mexican man,

if I tell him you hit me he's

gonna f***ing destroy you.

If you don't tell me

where he is right now,

I'm gonna take you back

to porky and Guasa,

and they will rip your balls

off and feed them to you.

I need a Pepto.

Be with you in a minute.


I had never seen a Polish guy

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