Comet Page #4
I'm not trying to f*** you.
If that's what you're
worried about, I mean.
I'm not gonna ask you out
because I don't believe in love.
I think all relationships
deteriorate into hate
indifference or... Well,
yeah, those two things.
My parents have been
together for 32 years.
- And they're happily in love.
- No, they're not.
- Yes, they are.
- No, they're not.
If they haven't divorced by now
probably means they've
just surrendered to the fact
better than being together.
You know, the lesser of two evils.
Trust me, it's like an emotional
holocaust between your parents right now.
They probably have lukewarm
feelings about you too.
I'm Dell, by the way.
So, no offense, but I have
a-a thing about shaking hands.
Oh, my God. You are a little crazy.
That's great.
- You're not impressing me.
- I disagree.
You know, you should stop trying
to sound so smart all the time.
You just wind up sounding really dumb.
It's just I realized why
you date guys like that.
men because you're superficial.
You're fooling yourself in the hopes
of finding something redeemable.
It's because of love.
That's your blind spot.
You gotta give up on that.
Wow. Okay.
Well, I thank you for
your insight, stranger
but I actually believe love is real.
I'm gonna go now.
Wait.
Can I still get your...
- Hello, boyfriend.
- Hey.
Hey, listen, Roxette's on,
and the good part is coming up.
Can I call you back?
Wait-wait, I just have to tell you
something more important really quick.
You know that book I've been reading,
"The Selfish Gene" by Richard Dawkins...
Leave the winter on the ground
There's this fascinating
part I just read about memes.
He basically says that ideas are like
genes that self-replicate and mutate
like a cultural form of evolution...
Touch me now, I close my eyes...
I was thinking how that
applies to us, you know?
The idea of us, how we've
really mutated and evolved...
And it's a hard winter's day...
Right? because you think about it, we were
just dumb, young kids when we first met.
And then we broke up, got
back together, blah blah blah.
And now, we're this really
mature, loving couple
admiration for each other.
You know what I mean?
Kimberly?
You hung up on me, didn't you?
But it's over now
From the moment we touched
Until the time had run out
Yeah
Well, maybe you could.
Well, because I'd like her
to be at the best place.
Well, then maybe you can
introduce me to the head guy
at the cancer immunology lab.
Because I've taken an
interest, that's all.
Yes, mom, I meditated.
date, but it didn't help.
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