Comedy Central Roast of James Franco Page #2
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- 2013
- 70 min
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Where... where is James Franco?
- Come on.
- Ready three... take three.
Okay, I gotta go.
You take over.
Franco? What the f***
is he doing back there?
All right, spidey-pose!
Genius!
Mr. Franco, I'm so sorry
my paper's late.
- Oh, late? "F"!
- Love it.
Beautiful. Yes, yes!
And... that's our cover.
- Congratulations, doctor.
- All right, thank you, thank you.
Okay.
"James Franco documentary,"
scene 1-apple, take one.
Hit it, all right.
Here we go.
Hi, James.
All right!
Welcome James Franco, everybody!
showed up, to be totally honest.
Why are we here, James?
I don't f...
can you tell us why
the f*** we're here?
- No f***ing idea, bud.
- I know why I'm here.
'Cause whenever you do something without
me, it sucks. That's why I'm here.
We're here tonight
so James can live out
one of his unfulfilled
sexual fantasies:
To have a room full of his
friends sh*t all over him.
Franco, you look like you're asleep.
Did you just read a James Franco book?
He's had a great career.
Judd apatow
gave both me and him our start
on the show "freaks and geeks."
Uh... yeah.
It's true. Judd was actually
gonna direct this roast,
but comedy central didn't want
it to be 40 minutes too long.
James became famous
which makes sense 'cause they both sucked
some d*cks and made three good movies.
You asked us to do this, man.
I don't know why.
To prepare for his role
in "127 hours,"
he told me he spent five days
with his arm inside the rock...
actually he goes by Dwayne johnson now.
I keep forgetting that.
He's the last guy I should
He'll literally f***ing kill me.
Look at me doing all the talkin'
while you sit there doing nothing.
I feel like I'm co-hosting
the oscars with you.
Say what you will
about James's awful
and borderline contemptuous
performance at the oscars...
only be one James Franco,
'cause if there were
two James Francos,
they'd never stop
buttfucking each other.
How 'bout we bring out
our first roaster, huh?
There we go.
You probably know him
from his small roles in movies like "date
night" and "get him to the greek,"
and his starring roles
in no movies ever.
Please welcome Nick Kroll.
All right. Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Seth Rogen.
Let him hear it.
God, Seth Rogen is so jewish...
how jewish is he?
Seth Rogen is
so f***ing jewish...
anyway, I'm excited
to be here tonight.
Seth, you're doing
a really good job up there.
It's not an easy job. Now many
of you might not know this,
but Seth Rogen has a writing and
directing partner named evan goldberg.
What does this other guy look like
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