Columbus Day Page #5
see that shine?
He's got a Rolex.
That means he's got money.
He's got it socked away,
doesn't want to let on.
That's why he's dresses
in the ratty clothes.
And he's lonely,
sure, he's lonely.
What do
lonely people want?
Friends.
- That's right.
So I become
his best friend.
"Hey, let's have lunch
every Thursday.
How 'bout a little
business deal?"
He's writing
a cashier's check
faster than he can
change his wet diaper.
I just think he's lonely
and his wife died.
So will we.
Yeah, well, I see
dollars, you see death.
Take your pick, kid.
So, who is he?
- Who what?
The person
that you're meeting.
Can I have the hotdog?
Yeah, eat the hotdog.
Hello.
Who've you got for me?
No one. See, John, these people
are way smarter than me.
They got people
answering their phones
so when a**holes call
early in the morning
they don't get woken up.
Isn't that crazy?
I'm gonna get an assistant, too.
That way they can
tell you to f*** off!
Well, then you'll miss out on
the pleasure of doing it yourself.
When will you
know something?
I said 2 hours, man.
That gives me an hour and a quarter.
Now, chill out
and let me work my magic.
Your magic?
- Yeah, man.
A little cereal,
it's a beautiful day, man.
Oh, you feeling it?
Oh, I'm in
the zone, baby.
I'm gonna call you
in an hour and 14 minutes.
Cheeri-o.
Cheerio.
Go get something
to eat?
Sure, what
do you want?
Oh, your dog is so cute!
What's his name?
Pancho.
Hello?
I'm running late.
I'm horny. I put my nightie on for you.
When are you coming?
Cheryl, I've got business.
I'm not wearing anything.
I'm naked.
Jesus, Cheryl,
I can't do that out here.
Well, I can do it in here, baby.
I want your dick.
Ohh... I'm on my tiptoes.
I can feel you behind me.
I'm right here.
I'm all in you.
Yeah...
The double taco.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, the delivery man.
What?
He's up in my room.
In my bed. What would you do if
you came home right now? Tell me.
Why do you always have to bring
somebody else into it?
What?
- It's always "some guy this, some guy that..."
It's like you
don't even need me.
You don't have
to get upset, baby.
You know what,
you're cheap.
How come I never
knew that till now?
F*** you! You're a f***ing
a**hole, you know that?
Oh, yeah.
Came to talk?
Only empty bench.
Huh--tuh-- you have something
in your ear right here.
What are you talking about?
- No, it's, like, in your ear.
It's red.
You got it.
Leonard!
Leonard!
Leonard!
Do you have "gaydar"?
What?
Radar for gay people.
Well, I know a few things,
if that's what you mean.
Coo'. We're gonna do
a gaydar test.
We'll scan the park
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