Colossal Page #2

Does itjams a lot?

The truth is I don't have a f***ing idea.

Right back here.

Holy sh*t! Oscar, the horses!

Oh, yeah... no.

Oh, my God.

You kept this as the way it was.

It's awesome!

Why don't you use it? It's so great!

Well, I told you I didn't really need it.

Don't really need it. We ran out of

money in the middle of the renovation.

I couldn't afford to finish it.

This is his dark little secret.

Like a lower back tatoo. Hey!

- Oscar.

- Yeah?

You're nuts. This place is magical!

It's because it's not literral anymore.

It's like...

It's actually ironic now.

- Want a Tic Tac?

- Why? Does my breath smell?

Hey, Oscar.

- You got any tea bags?

- Why? You want a cup of tea?

No, I want a tea bag. With a good

little string and that paper at the end.

Yes, I'm familiar with the concept.

What do you need it for?

- I'm gonna do a trick.

- I don't know your name.

- Joel.

- Gloria.

Why are the boys do that?

What?

They always introduced you all the

guys except for the good looking ones.

One.

What do you wanna see? I'm gonna show it.

It's like a f***ing Wes Anderson

movie in here, Oscar. I love it!

Yeah, I wish the song were better.

When we were kids back at school,

every year they have this short

story contest in the spring.

And Gloria here would always win. Always.

Oh, come on! My stories were terrible.

Oh, yeah? Well...

I bet they're better than the mind, so...

I'm gonna get more booze.

I didn't know that

you want to be a writer.

No, I didn't. That was the point, dumb dumb.

I'm not. She's the writer.

I'm not a writer. I'm not like...

I don't write fiction,

I write articles for an online magazine.

- Oh, they're on the internet.

- Yeah, they are.

- Well, that's cool.

- It is. Yeah.

Write down the address

then I could check it out.

I'm good.

- Yeah.

- Here we go.

- Sorry.

- Hey! What the hell's wrong with you? Huh?

- Am I get to kick your ass again?

- Oscar, nothing happened.

Please, spare me. Okay? Your first night

back in town and you're gonna f*** it up?

We both drinking, okay?

It's fun. We're just having fun.

Nothing happened...

You...

- What's going on?

- Nothing.

Jesus Christ.

What happened?

Sh*t.

Ow...

Hi. Oh, yes. What's up?

I don't know. I'm okay, Just...

I'm okay.

Yeah. No, I haven't heard anything.

What are you talking about? What?

Oh, come on.

I mean there's gotta be like a...

just the internet prank or something.

It get viral.

Hoax. Right?

What?

Oh, my God... Okay, you know, I need both

my hands. I gotta call you back. Okay, bye.

Oh, My God!

Holy sh*t.

"Seoul Under Attack!"

Oh, My God.

"Shocking Footage of Monster Attack. "

What is that?

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