Coffin Rock Page #5

- Shoo-hew-hew!

Are you excited?

Can you believe it?

I can't believe it!

- I can believe it.

- Just one.

Just last one, little baby one.

Just a little one.

Come on, little baby one.

- Little baby one for the baby.

Okay.

- Maybe just-

just, like, a little bit.

- Here we go.

- Shoo!

- Well, you're definitely

pregnant.

- There are, um, options?

- Yes.

The first step would be

to speak to a counselor.

- Can I do it today?

What about that pill?

- We can't do any kinds

of terminations

until you're five weeks.

Even if you do go ahead,

you'll need to wait

a couple of weeks.

Okay?

Surprise!

- Congratulations!

- Here's your Mum.

- Ay!

- Hooray!

- Look who's here.

- Oh.

- Congratulations.

Are you nervous?

- Congratulations.

- Jess!

It's Mum.

Hooray!

- Hi.

Oh, I got a heart attack.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, everybody's here.

I think you should go,

don't you?

- You're the mother

of my child, Jess.

- That is not true.

- Oh, yeah, it is, actually,

because the mother of your child

has to be someone

that you're in love with,

and if you stop to think

about it for just one second...

one second...

I think you might realize

that you love me too.

- I want you to go.

- You want me to go?

- Yes.

- You want me to go?

- Yes.

- Okay, negative,

negative, negative,

negative, negative, negative.

- You've been in my house.

You can't do this.

- You did it.

You did it.

I'm the father of your child,

so you'd better

f***ing wake up to it.

- And you better sucking-

- Jess?

- It's-it's all right.

- Hello.

I'm Evan.

- It's fine.

II'

- Well, DA, she's, uh-

she's due in March.

You're gonna be a-

a grandpa.

What's that?

Of course it's true.

I have a job.

You're sucking' joking with me?

Um, I'm telling you,

you're going to be

a sucking' grandfather.

I'm gonna be a sucking' father,

and you're asking me

if I've got a job.

A sucking' job!

Are you sucking' joking, DA?

I've got a woman

that I sucking' love,

a job, a sucking' house,

and now a sucking' baby.

It's more than

you ever f***in' did,

you f***in' cripple!

F*** you, DA.

I love you, DA.

- Robert?

- Uh-oh.

- What?

- Whenever you call me Robert,

something bad's going to happen.

What's wrong, baby?

Hmm?

You angry with me?

I'm sorry I told everyone.

It was an accident.

- Can we go to the city

for a while and go see your Mum?

' Hmm?

- I just-I just want

to get away for a little bit

- Hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Just give me a couple of days

to get things organized.

- Really?

- Sure, baby.

Did you like the party?

- Yeah, it was great.

- Nice party.

I was, uh-

I was there last night.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah, I had to leave early,

though.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes