Coffee and Cigarettes Page #4

You like the coffee down there at IHOP?

I drink the coffee at IHOP.

I like the coffee. You don't like it?

Yeah, man. I like the IHOP coffee.

- Classy brew.

- Yeah, that's good coffee.

Yeah, that's good coffee at the IHOP.

I almost forgot. Listen.

I worked with this drummer

the other day in LA.

And this guy, man, his name is Giant Robo.

He was clanging and banging really hard.

Man, I thought of you.

Maybe you want to...

This is somebody,

I think you ought to check him out.

You mean,

you think I need a professional drummer?

I'm not good enough?

What are you talking about?

No, but I'm just...

You know, it's a musician.

I thought... I just wanted to tell you

about this guy. It'd be great, man.

It's hard and industrial, and he's beating,

and I just thought, "Wow."

What are you trying to tell me?

I need a drummer?

I could use a drummer?

The drumming on my records sucks?

What are you saying?

Forget it, man.

You know what?

- I think I really got to get going.

- You got to go?

Maybe another cup?

Maybe another cigarette...

Boy, I'd like to.

No. I really gotta go. I mean...

My wife, she's alone in a motel.

Maybe we could call her up,

come on down here.

Have a cup of coffee

and a couple of cigarettes.

She doesn't smoke.

You know, it's the willpower.

- I see.

- I don't want to start her.

No, you don't want to get her started.

- This is our little thing here.

- Yeah, right.

But we can just sort of...

We can just keep zipping along, you know.

I'll be thinking of you.

- Gotta go.

- I guess so.

- See you soon.

- Yeah, okay.

I wish you could stay a little longer.

- We were just starting to get going here.

- Gotta go.

Okay, Jim.

- Next time.

- Okay, next time.

- You take care.

- You take care, too.

He's not on here, either.

- You're a f***ing moron, you know that?

- Now what?

I can't believe that

you're still smoking those f***ing things.

Vinny, they'll f*** you up.

They'll kill you. Believe me.

Were you put on this f***ing earth

to annoy me?

You said you were gonna quit.

Instead, you spend a fortune...

so those big tobacco companies

can get f***ing rich.

And then you get cancer.

And then the f***ing doctors

and the hospitals, they can get rich.

And the undertakers, too.

All because you want to smoke

like a f***ing moron.

I can't help it. I'm f***ing addicted, okay?

So, coffee and cigarettes?

That's your lunch? That ain't healthy, is it?

You're drinking coffee,

so don't break my f***ing balls.

Vinny, I had lunch already.

So I'm on a diet, okay? Jesus!

Here comes my freaking kid.

Do me a favor.

Don't tell your mother, please.

What the f*** am I talking about?

She smokes like a locomotive, anyway.

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