Code Name: The Cleaner Page #5
- Yeah, like, do I own that place?
- Why are you messing with me?
- I'm not messing with you.
Otherwise, how would I know
that this place only has three exits?
Or that that woman eats a
short-stack of blueberry pancakes
How would I know that?
That this guy drinks two cups of
coffee, then steals the sugar packets
when no one's looking?
Oscar, put the
Sweet'N Low down... now!
Gina! Gina.
Look,
been happening to me.
There's only one
explanation... am I...?
- A fool?
- No.
- Seriously!
- What...
Look, Gina,
am I a secret agent,
- you know, licensed to kill...
- Shh shh shh.
Shh.
We shouldn't even be
talking about this.
Of course, I mean, this place
could be bugged. Sure.
Go ahead,
tell me more.
- You're a killer.
- A killer...
like... like Green Beret,
Navy Seal, Army Ranger?
No, you're in
a class by yourself.
- By myself.
- You've got a code name...
"The Cleaner. "
The Cleaner.
Listen, the government
calls you in to mop up.
Okay, I see where
they going with this...
The Cleaner
mops up trouble.
Gina, how many men
Oh, they've taken out
a lot of trash.
Of course... keeping the world
safe from human debris.
- Destroyed millions of germs.
- Germ warfare.
Cleaned countless
toilet seats!
"Cleaned countless
toilet sea... "
- What?
- You're a janitor, dumbass.
- No.
- I don't have time for this.
No no no no,
I am special ops!
Try special "mops. "
"Broom Raider"!
Let me break it down for you...
you're a janitor.
You work at Digital Arts.
Huh? Nah.
No no no no no no.
- You had to see me yesterday.
- Check, please.
- Oh, one second.
- I'm, like, flipping off balconies,
I cannonballed onto a truck
and landed like a cat.
I was like James Bond
on Red Bull.
Jake, you know people can do
incredible things when they're scared.
Scared? Who said anything
about being scared?
- Ain't nobody scared.
- Eggs still up, Gina!
Boo!
Scramble this, Charlie.
There he is. I know the back
of that head any damn where.
Hey, and with
Where the hell
have you been, Jake?
- I know you guys, right?
- Yeah, I'm your daddy.
Come on, Jake,
don't play dumb.
He not playing.
Look at his face.
What's going on?
Y'all... y'all mad at me?
I've been in sh*t water
all morning.
- I'm mad at everybody!
- So I really am a janitor.
Yeah, you. But me,
I got bigger dreams.
I'm a rapper inside.
I'm about to explode.
Come on, the "Clean
Dirty Doo"?
# It's all about doo-doo,
# I ain't diarrhea
so you can't rush me #
# It's doo-doo! Listen to me closely,
wiping me like paper #
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