Clowntown Page #3

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I'll try calling him again

and seeing if he's close.

Just see where he's at.

Oh, I have no signal, guys, do you have one?

No.

Nothing. He's gonna show.

I can't believe this is happening.

I'm so sorry, guys.

I don't get it, where is everybody?

I don't know, babe, but it's like...

it's like they all just left.

I mean, he has to show up, right?

I mean, why the hell else

would he tell us to meet him here?

This is bullshit.

Hello?

Anything?

No.

Let's just chill for a bit.

- This guy's gotta show up.

- We can sit by the gazebo.

That's a good idea.

Anybody want some?

I need to relax. I cannot believe

I left my damn phone.

It's fine, seriously. Don't worry about it.

This guy's gonna show up.

- Listen, baby, I am not in the mood.

- That's what you said on our first date.

Oh, well, that's when I thought

you were still going places.

You thought he was going places?

How much did you smoke that night?

I went to college. Should've stayed gone.

Oh, poor baby,

let's leave the poor baby alone.

- Are you gonna share that?

- Oh, no.

- Just gonna smoke all my weed?

- Yup.

- You're a dick.

- Yes, I am. I am a dick.

But speaking of d*cks, f***ing

Wiggins better pay us on time, man.

I know, I'm getting sick of it, too.

Did you see his wife today?

- Oh, my God.

- Did you see her f***ing tits?

- I can live between those fun bags.

- That doesn't even make sense.

Yeah, it does. What do you mean

it doesn't make sense?

It doesn't make any f***ing sense.

Fun bags, who says fun bags?

- Really? What are you, 12?

- Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.

- F*** you.

- You need to get laid.

Pull over, I gotta take a piss.

Seriously, hurry up, dude.

My chick's gonna kill me if I'm late again.

You're just gonna have to sit there

and wait for me then, aren't ya?

You're funny. Hurry up!

- Hey, Billy?

- What?

Will you come out here and hold it,

it's getting heavy.

- You're an idiot. You know that?

- You're an idiot.

Find it yet?

I don't know. Oh, wait, there it is

with you mom's lipstick all over it.

I think I'm gonna cut through Clinton.

Why do you wanna go that way?

You never go that way.

I think it's gonna be faster

with all the construction.

Isn't that where all

those people went missing?

I don't know, who cares?

This is ridiculous.

Where the hell is everybody?

We're gonna miss the goddamn show.

- I don't know. What do you wanna do?

- I'm sick of waiting around.

We need to get going

and we still need to find a gas station.

God, this f***ing sucks.

- Babe, I'm sorry, but we need to go.

- He's right, this is ridiculous.

We can try to call your phone again

when we get service.

It's fine. I'll worry

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