Closer Page #5
Sit back and take notice."
So we go, "Okay, what's the joke?"
And he says:
."It's based on A Christmas Carol...
"which is why it seems
so relevant on Christmas Day."
I haven't even seen you for a year.
Yes, you have.
outside my studio.
I don't stalk. I lurk.
And when I'm not there you look for me.
-How do you know if you're not there?
-Because I am there...
Iurking from a distance.
Look at me.
Tell me you're not in love with me.
I'm not in love with you.
You just lied.
I'm your stranger. Jump.
-Hello, stranger.
-Hello.
Intense conversation?
His father died.
Were you spying?
Lovingly observing...
with a telescope.
He's taller than in his photo.
His photo's a headshot.
Yeah, I know.
But his head implied a short body,
when, in fact, his head is deceptive.
Deceptive?
He's actually got a long body.
He's a stringy f***er.
I could have him.
-What?
-lf it came to it, in a scrap, I could have him.
Did you tell him we call him Cupid?
No, that's our joke.
I had a chat with young Alice.
-Fancy her?
-Of course.
-Not as much as you.
-Why not?
You're a woman. She's a girl.
She has the moronic beauty of youth,
but she's sly.
-She seems open to me.
-That's how she wants to seem.
You forget you're dealing with
a clinical observer of the human carnival.
-Am l, now?
-Yes.
You seem more like the cat
that got the cream. Stop licking yourself.
That's the nastiest thing
you've ever said to me.
That's horrible.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
-Where have you been?
-Work thing.
Had a drink with Harry.
You never have one drink with Harry.
-You know he's in love with you.
-No, he's not.
Is he?
Did you eat?
I'll make you something.
I'm not hungry.
What?
This will hurt.
I've been with Anna.
I'm in love with her.
We've been seeing each other for a year.
It began at her opening.
-Have a nice one.
-Cheers, guvnor.
Don't move.
I want to remember this moment forever.
First time I walked through the door,
returning from a business trip...
to be greeted by my wife.
I have, in this moment, become an adult.
Thanks for waiting up, you darling.
You goddess.
I missed you.
How about some tea?
Jesus, I'm knackered!
-Didn't you sleep on the plane?
-No...
because the permed German next to me
was snoring like a Messerschmitt.
-What's the time?
-About midnight.
Time. What a tricky little f***er.
My head's in two places.
-Do you want some food?
-No, I need a bath.
-I'll run it for you.
-No, I'll have a shower.
You okay?
How was the thing?
As dermatological conferences go,
it was a riot.
How was the hotel?
Someone told me that
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