
Close Relations
- Year:
- 1933
- 21 min
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(0.00 / 0 votes)Aagh!
Mr. Wart? Dr. Carver is here.
Well, what do you stand there
gaping for? Show him in.
Never seen a girl like it.
Thats what's wrong with these
nurses:
they drive everybody crazy.- Morning, Mr. Wart. -Here I'm sitting
here, and "Dr. Carver is here."
- Morning, Mr. Wart. -Well what do you
expect me to do? "Dr. Carver is here."
- He doesn't hear anything. -So Carver's
here. She's the dumbest I've ever seen.
- Good morning, Mr. Wart. -Can't expect
the doctor standing out in the rain.
- Maybe I ought to go out and come in?
- Man could catch cold waiting to see me.
- Woo-ooh! Woo-ooh! Mr. Wart!
- My doctor, a good fellow man, gonna...
- HELLO! -Oh, good morning,
Dr. Carver. Sit down.
Say, you're my closest friend.
I want you to do a favor for me.
Just imagine.
I want you to try to locate all the Wart
family. That is, those that are living.
If there's a Wart left on the
face of the earth, Ill get him.
Yes, but make sure they're
Warts and not Moles!
- Moles?
- Yes, Moles.
Many years ago, one of the Moles
married into the Wart family.
And they are known to be
mentally, uh... mentally, uh...
- Do you mean psychopathic?
- No. Nuts!
And I dont want any of my fortune left
to anyone whos got Mole blood in them.
Yeah... but how are you going
to tell a Wart from a Mole?
I can tell a Wart from a Mole
the minute I look at one.
Bah! The Moles are all crazy.
Mr. Wilbur Wart,
Believe you are one of missing Warts.
If you can prove you are a Wart,
suggest you come at once...
...as Uncle Ezra Wart
is drawing up a new will.
Signed, Dr. I. Carver.
Hmm... Lucky boy.
Say, could you tell me
what time the 8:
15 leaves?Why, you big blimp!
I'll help you, mister.
Let...
- I'm sorry, sir. -You're
sorry? You should be sorr...
Look out! Look what you're
doing to my suitcase.
Now wait a minute,
mister, I can explain.
Oh, you can explain, can you? Well,
listen:
here's one for the trip.And here's one for the fall.
And here's one for the suitcase!
And here's one for the...
All aboard!
If I didn't have to catch
this train, I'd murder you.
I hope I meet you again,
some place, some time.
Track 5, straight ahead.
- Hopsville train. -You've got lots of
time. The train is 20 minutes late.
- What? Do you mean to tell me I've
got 20 minutes to spare? -Yeah.
This is going to be the
happiest 20 minutes of my life.
- Have you got a sore
throat? -No, sir.
- Have you got something
in your eye? -No, sir.
- Have you got
teeth? -Yes, sir.
Well, you're gonna have a sore throat,
something in your eye, and no teeth!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Stand back here! Stop that
fight! Hey! Stand back!
Give 'em air there, watch that!
Get back there! Stop this!
And the next time I meet that guy, I'm
gonna give him another good licking.
Well, I've located the last two
remaining Warts:
Harry and Wilbur.- Where are they? -They'll be here today.
Mmm:
nurse, Mr. Wart's pills, please.Thanks. Now I feel better.
- Sounds as though someone was at
the door. -Hmm. How'd you guess it?
Did you ring?
Uh huh.
And who are you?
Me? Why, I'm Wilbur Wart.
Just imagine. Yes... yes... your face
looks like a Wart. Come right in.
Just come right in and sit
down. Make yourself at home.
Your uncle's been waiting for
you. This is Wilbur, your nephew.
How do you do, Uncle?
- Oh, I'm sorry, uncle, I'm sorry.
- That's alright. Accidents will happen!
- Please, please. -Guess he
doesnt like it. It hurts him.
Well, the other Wart, Harry,
will be here any minute now.
- Yeah... you've never met your
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