Clinger Page #2
- Year:
- 2015
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Sorry, Fern.
Much better.
How much time do I have to
cut for a shot at the MIT team?
At least five
seconds off your 400.
I'll get it down.
I know.
And sorry about
your dead boyfriend.
Side hug.
Maybe I'll see him
lingering around somewhere.
Sounds like he had
a tragic death.
What?
Never mind.
I made you macaroni
with bacon bits,
because when I was a
cook in the Marines
that's what we served
this to boost morale.
Semper Fi!
You know I really
did like Robert.
He was really cute.
He could play guitar.
I think he'd be the next
Bob Dylan if he... lived.
Mom, Dean can stay
for dinner, right?
Yes!
I can't stay, babe, dinner
meeting tonight.
Also gotta feed the dog.
It's been like
three days.
I love you.
Cool.
See you, Fern.
People like Dean are
the reason this country
is going down the shitter.
Dad!
Coach Valeria?
What the hell
are you doin' here?
You're a ghost hunter?
Sh*t.
I don't do that anymore.
Wait.
Go away, Fern.
I need your help.
Nice place.
Ghost hunting
makes a lot of money.
But that website
was from the 90's.
I been meaning to take it down.
Coaching has been my cover
ever since I... retired.
Well, can you unretire?
Please.
I get the job done, that's it.
Don't be calling me at
all hours of the night
when your doodads are
floating around your room.
Thanks, Coach.
Now when did the
hauntings begin?
Last night a heart
appeared in my macaroni
and earlier in the
day there was this...
Sounds like a love ghost,
but it could be a
butt-burrowing lava demon.
God.
Fern, you don't want to
get involved in this sh*t.
Love ghosts have been
known to manipulate reality
and make things come to life.
And butt-burrowing lava
demons, well... they hurt.
They come in through
the back door.
I mean, back door, back door.
Brrrr.
All in your insides.
Ignore the hauntings.
I'm not ignoring Robert.
And I'm definitely not
ignoring a butt-eating fire...
Butt-burrowing lava demon.
Amateur.
Bingo.
Amorem excitare spiritus.
I took Latin
for a semester.
If that helps at all.
My.
Damn, it's a love ghost.
And your eyes
were turning white.
How does that even happen? I made a
connection with the netherworld.
To deal with love ghosts you
have to know three things.
Rule number one, to summon
Robert, say his name three times
while standing on your head.
Rule number two, love
ghosts can't move on.
Literally. They can't move far from
the places you spent time together.
Rule number three, only
you can see Robert,
since he's your love ghost.
No one else can see him.
Ignore Robert. Sooner or later he'll
be swallowed into the hell pits
of eternal darkness.
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