Clerks II Page #2
Have a good one.
You f***in' freak.
(door buzzer moos)
I'm not even gonna point out|the irony here.
What's the matter with you?
What'd I do now?
There's a crippled guy|who found a way
to reach out to a world|he feels isolated from,
and you somehow found a|way to take issue with him.
Sure, take his side.
Have you become so embittered
that you now feel the need|to attack the handicapped?
What handicap?
The guy's|just in a wheelchair.
It's not like|he's Anne Frank or something.
Anne Frank?
Yeah, Anne Frank,|the chick that was all...
(moaning)
...till the miracle worker|showed up
and knocked|some smarts into her.
(snickers):
|You're talkingabout Helen Keller.
No, I'm not.|I'm talking about Anne Frank.
She was deaf, dumb and blind.
No, she wasn't.
Helen Keller was|deaf, dumb and blind.
Are you sure?
Yup.
Then who the f***'s Anne Frank?
Anne Frank's|the little Jewish girl
who hid from the Nazis
in a secret room|with her family.
She wrote a diary.
Oh, yeah.
Well, then, I guess|this guy is like Anne Frank,
what with the diary, you know?
No, he's like Helen Keller|with the handicap, you jerk!
(computer beeping)
You always got to be right,|don't you?
You Nazi douche bag.
What? What do you want?
No, we don't serve Cow Tippers|in the morning.
Freedom Toast is a possibility.
# #
Oh, we totally do.
(scoffs)
All right, that'll be $12.64.
(door moos electronically)
(gasps)
(sighs)
Avert your eyes, you perv.
That's not very hygienic.
That's all I'm gonna tell you.
(door moos electronically)
Emma, are you like this
'cause you have an|unnaturally large clit?
(sighs)
You just had to tell him,|didn't you?
It kind of came out one day.
He says it's so big,
it's almost like|a little cock...
which says all kinds|of weird things about him
that I don't even want|to think about.
You wouldn't want|to be with a girl
with an oversized clit?
No, 'cause the next stop is|a guy with an undersized dick.
(door moos electronically)
# #
You're a little hard.
'Cause you're|a little close to me.
I can pull back, if you want.
Can we pull back into our|own apartment in Florida again?
Really? Goddamn it, Dante.
How many times|are we gonna have
this f***ing conversation?
There is no point|in getting an apartment anymore.
My mother has|pretty much told us
that she's gonna get us|a house as a wedding gift.
Your parents' generosity
just makes me|a little uncomfortable, Em.
They're giving us a house.
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