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is we're all cockroaches.

- Later.

- Hey, guess what you're doin' tonight.

- Latin.

- Wrong.

You've got a date with the

second-prettiest girl in Foxfield.

- You didn't.

- Oh, I did. I did.

- I am not gonna be able to do this.

- We are not gonna get caught.

I'm not talkin' about that.

I'm talkin' about the girls.

- I've never done it before.

- You've never done that before?

Sure, I've done it. God! Lots of times.

I mean, you know,

not all the way every time, but...

I feel sick.

You've got nothin' to worry about.

These are very nice girls.

I might not even get laid tonight.

Although that's highly unlikely.

Turn off the light.

We're gonna get caught. You know

what they're gonna do if they catch us?

Sure. But it doesn't hold a candle

to what the girls are gonna do.

Oh, God.

(watch bleeps)

Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!

(distant) Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!

Hoo-hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo-hoo!

- (distant) Hoo-hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo-hoo!

- Oh, I don't believe this.

- (giggles)

- Don't worry.

Here they are. Right on time.

- Hey.

- (both) Hi!

(# "Stand in the Shadows" by Line One)

They want to work, it's just

we haven't given them the opportunities.

Poor people are just like you and me,

except with no money.

They have so many kids,

they can't get out from under.

We've been educated.

We use birth control.

Nobody gives a damn. Their situation

will never change until we do something.

(grunts)

- You don't agree?

- No. No, I, uh...

(Skip) Jesus! Jesus!

Jesus Christ, Jonathon,

I don't believe it! Oh, God!

It's the grossest thing I ever saw!

It's on my skirt!

You know, deep down inside,

I really think they liked me.

Jonathon!

- Guess what I just did for you.

- I don't wanna know.

Welcome aboard, Mr Secretary.

Secretary of the Dance Committee is

bullshit. It's an excuse to get outta class.

That's only one of its positive aspects.

The best part is there's five of us,

and 479 of them.

Let's get 'em.

- Oh-ho, look at the chest on her.

- (French accent) Oh, the little girls.

- Chicks.

- Love 'em.

Whoo!

- Hi. Welcome to Foxfield.

- Love the fat girl! Ooh, the big fat one.

This is the way we think it should go.

Just before the last dance,

our Mrs DeBreul and your Mr Kennedy

will present the prize for best costume.

- Can we just say something?

- We think this costume thing is childish.

What?! But it's a Halloween dance!

There are more important things

than Halloween.

There are people starving!

Lisa, why don't you offer

our guests some sandwiches?

A Halloween dance without any costumes

is like every other dance!

I think any dance is inappropriate

considering the condition of the world.

I am so tired of you two and your

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