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Synopsis: A poor Chinese laborer learns important lessons after his son gets a strange new toy.
Genre: Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Stephen Chow
Production: Sony Pictures Classics
  4 wins & 10 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Metacritic:
46
Rotten Tomatoes:
50%
PG
Year:
2008
86 min
Website
929 Views


What's that thing inside your bag?

Nothing.

I need to check your schoolbag!

What for?

I don't have to tell you that.

Let go!

What's that?

Let me see.

Give it to me! Let me see first!

Give it to me! Don't pull!

Get it!

What is this weird thing?

Don't touch it!

Give it back to me!

Get the tool box!

Open it up and look inside.

Here.

Let him go!

Can't do it.

Try this.

No! Don't do that!

It's not working.

How is that possible?

You won't do that to my thing!

So what? Going to hit me?

You won't know what's hit you!

Let him go!

You let him go.

You let me go first.

I don't want a fight.

Don't force me to do this!

Are you okay?

I'm fine. Thank you.

You're welcome.

What's going on here?

Why were you fighting? Tell me!

You're going to stand here

until you tell me!

CJ7!

I knew you'd be okay!

Stop. Don't.

Good boy.

What is that thing?

Look! CJ7, sit!

That's cool.

What else does it do?

CJ7, happy face!

Angry face!

Sad face!

Saw a pretty lady!

Your apartment's on fire.

But you just won the lottery!

Oops! The whole family is dead.

You've got 1 00 on the exam!

Wicked.

Look!

Wow, fireworks!

Where did you get it?

I want one too.

I can't tell you that.

But I want to thank you

for not telling Mr. Cao about this.

Of course not!

We don't discuss

our business with adults.

-You have my word!

-You have my word!

Hey, you're amazing.

Do you want to be on our judo team?

They'd all make fun of me.

They wouldn't dare.

Would you make fun of her?

Look at this.

My son got 100 on his exam.

That's a great kid!

Yes!

-Look!

-Get away!

He got 100.

Boss.

My kid got 100 on his exam.

So he cheated.

What makes you say that?

My son's really smart, but even

he can't pass without cheating.

So how can your son get 1 00?

Hard to believe, d*ckhead.

You're not serious.

Look at the ink. He got zero

and changed it to 100. He's a liar.

But he's not like that.

I know him better.

Your son cheated.

-I can't let you say that.

-He cheated!

I'll hit you if you say that again.

Your son cheated.

You hit me? Just you try!

Your son cheated!

You hit me?

You're fired!

Your son cheated!

Quick!

Get inside.

Tell the truth.

Did you cheat on your exam?

No, I didn't.

I think you got zero,

then altered it to 100. Is that right?

Yes.

But that's not the same as cheating.

I didn't want you to be disappointed.

What's wrong with you?

It's so tough

to send you to that school.

I'm sorry, Dad.

I'll say it again.

Even though we're poor--

Okay! I know!

You're so annoying.

Can you stop going on about it?

I changed it. So what?

If there's nothing else,

I'm leaving.

What are you doing?

Why are you taking my things?

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Stephen Chow

Stephen Chow Sing Chi (Chinese: 周星馳, born 22 June 1962) is a Chinese film director, actor, film producer, political adviser of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference and martial artist. more…

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