Circus Kane Page #3

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He just wants to get everybody

hyped about his return.

I've known about Kane for years.

I even have his old comic book,

Circus Kane's Lurking Terrors.

God, I love that comic book.

Dude tell me you still

have it, is it mint?

No what happened was

I was off doing my thing

and my Momma she went and sold it.

You let your Mom sell your comic book.

Don't talk about my momma.

There was that song about him, right?

That Clown Killers single, Burn in...

Insane, yes that's it.

It was college, helped me study.

Hey wait a minute, what

are you doing here, Einstein?

We all have some sort of reference

to Kane, what's your deal?

Thank you, medium-sized Ed,

actually the reason I'm here is 'cause I'm not

scared as sh*t so I know I'm gonna win.

Also I need the money

because I owe some people.

Who doesn't need $250,000?

You know what, all I care about

is getting my poster signed.

Once he signs them they're

gonna be worth like,

a hundred times what I paid for them.

Why is that, you plan on killing him?

Dude, I'm not the killer,

Kane's the killer.

Oh sh*t, he killed somebody? / For real?

Yeah I think I read something about him

having some pretty bad legal problems.

Yeah, if you want to call legal problems

burning a man to death,

then he had legal problems.

Seriously, what are you talking about?

Damn.

That's like the song.

The burning man, that's right.

Yeah you guys know the song, right?

This is the ballad of Balthazar Kane

Who burned to a crisp

now he's gone insane

Killer of love by Valentine's name

Burnt, to a jail to

live out his shame

Born of the madness due to the pain

Back from the dead

to play out his game

Run little children

when you hear his name

'Cause there's nowhere to hide

From Circus Kane

That was it.

Wow, that was wonderful.

Out now!

So this is it? / Yeah.

How long was I out for?

I don't know, I was asleep too.

I think everyone was.

They gassed us.

They what?

I think they gassed us.

Don't be ridiculous.

Move! Stairs, now! /

I saw the green gas.

Lay off the drugs, punk.

There must be no one around for miles.

I guess it's all just a

part of the experience huh?

Kane couldn't have picked

a more perfect place.

It's huge, this place is rad.

Creepy.

Talking about the house or the way

Big Ed's been looking at you?

This was totally worth being drugged,

or gassed or whatever he did to us.

Welcome one, welcome all, to the

new and improved Circus Kane.

Enter, if you dare.

Sure thing, Lurch.

Into the haunted mansion we go.

I don't like the way this looks.

Let's do this.

All right.

Are you ready?

The circus is about to begin.

This is gonna be the

easiest money I ever made.

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