Cinderella the Cat Page #3

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he's no Chinaman!

He hides the stuff real good.

A**hole!

What time is the King arriving?

- How thrilling that he's coming.

- Let's hope he makes it on time.

So exciting!

Wow, my legs are trembling!

Boy, am I gorgeous tonight!

Listen to her!

When the King sees me,

he'll change his mind and marry me.

Fatty!

Maybe he'll change sides

and marry me instead!

Go ahead and laugh, you broomstick!

The King likes flesh,

besides he's a man, not a f*ggot!

I refuse to get shot because of you.

I'll speak to them

and then you can deal with it.

First of all, Chinaman, you better see

if they understand you when you talk.

Secondly

shut up!

I already told you that Chinamen

don't have the light to speak.

This pipsqueak thinks he gets a say!

Leave it, James.

He knows if he talks

the three of us have had it.

We've had it anyway

thanks to your lubbish.

"Your lubbish!"

"Your lubbish!"

Chinaman, I'll see that you've damn

well had it if you don't shut up!

You're pissing yourself, huh?

F*** you, James!

To hell with all the Chinese

except Bruce Lee.

He was cool, unlike you!

Guys, look!

The King's shoes, fairytale shoes.

Perfect, refined, cut out for you.

They're almost here.

I didn't understand, I can't hear

A clean job, got it.

Are you crazy? Not all three!

James is on board too, he's cool,

he's a friend.

All right then

I won't make a big deal about it.

As you wish

Piece of sh*t!

- What did he say, James too?

- Yeah.

That's bullshit, he's cool,

I can vouch for him.

- That's what I told him.

- And?

- Couldn't give a sh*t.

- Then we gotta do it.

- I'm kinda sorry.

- Me too.

Still better than where you live.

It's true, you're right.

And this would be

the port of a big city?

What happened to this crate?

You been messing with the crates?

It must have fallen, relax,

we didn't lose anything.

- If it fell, I didn't drop it.

- Hey Scar!

How do I know it's all in order?

Scar, you have my word,

the Chinaman is a butterfingers.

- For pity's sake!

- But it's all in order.

So, it's the Chinaman's fault?

Why doesn't the a**hole speak up?

Because I'm training him well.

I taught him Chinamen

must keep their tlap shut.

F*** you, James.

Nice work!

Chinaman, if there's anything

missing in here

Got it?

Enough of this bullshit,

that f***ing crate was opened by

No two ways about it,

these f***ing Chinese

don't wanna complehend.

And now what do we do

with the Chinaman?

Hold on,

I'm still getting over James

Darn you!

Put him in an empty crate

and bring him inside.

You two go to the Ace of Clubs,

I got passes for the balconies

in your names.

- And the Chinaman's pass?

- I've shot him now.

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