Cigarette Soup
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2017
- 108 min
- 21 Views
Oh, hey there, buddy.
Hey, what's going on?
What are you up to?
That's your question?
You a big-time reporter man,
that's what you come up with?
All right, fine.
How many drinks have you had?
What are you,
like six deep right now?
Too many.
Where's your imaginary
girlfriend?
-Oh, ah-ha-ha ha-ha.
-What's her name, Sarah?
Give me that thing.
Ah ha! Now the tables
have turned.
It's my turn
to make you squirm.
How about you start
about yourself?
I hate you.
Uh, what do you wanna know?
My name is Sam Grady.
I'm from Greenville, Ohio,
population closing in
on 15,000.
Uh... I'm a reporter
for our local news station,
channel one.
-There, you happy?
-Why are we all here?
Well, I think you're here
to wish me luck,
send me off in style.
At least I hope so.
Oh, where are you going?
I recently volunteered
to document the war
in Afghanistan.
I've been assigned
to a specific army unit,
and I'm gonna be following
those guys around
for the next few months.
-That's a brave thing
you're doing.
-Thanks.
Why are you doing that?
It's something
that needs to be done.
And I wanna show
all of you out there
and not just
what you see on TV,
but who they are right here.
put this whole shindig together
to send me off the right way.
Isn't that right?
She's the world's
greatest woman.
The most bestest mom.
-Sam, not now, okay?
-Come on, mom.
Say something
into the camera.
-I can't.
-Mom!
Come on, mom.
So here I am.
in Afghanistan.
Whoo!
The weather has been
insanely hot.
Windy, but hot.
The nights have been freezing.
I've been practicing
digging my fighting hole
from when we're out
in the desert and we need
to catch some shut eye.
But I guess if we're
in the middle of combat,
not gonna be much time
for sleeping anyways.
So, right now, we're all riding
in the back of an old
piece of sh*t pick-up truck.
We're on our way
to a foot patrol.
It's as good
as it gets, baby.
- It's as good as it gets.
- I guess so.
So we're still on our F.O.B.
- "Fob", dude.
- Fob?
-Fob.
-Fob.
Okay, so we're still
on our fob,
driving to the end
of the wire.
by an mrap.
approximately 10 miles.
the foot patrol.
I guess, from what
they're saying,
we're gonna be out there
for about six hours.
That's gonna be well
into the night.
My very first foot patrol.
Can't wait.
This has gotta be
the coolest thing
I've ever seen.
I mean, look
at these people,
their houses--
it's amazing.
It's so different than home.
You think this is weird,
check out lennie's cock.
That thing's like a f***ing
science project.
That's true.
Oh, I'm good, thanks.
Man, you call it weird,
i call it unique.
That's like telling
a fat chick she's got...
- Go f*** yourself.
- Oh!
to actually f*** yourself?
I would just f*** myself
whenever I liked.
How would that even work?
I'd f***ing stick
my dick in my own a**hole.
I don't know,
shut the f*** up.
Easy boy.
You're gonna scare Geraldo up in the front seat.
Yo, Geraldo, who's dick
did you have to suck
- to ride shotgun, anyway?
- For real.
I give a pretty mean bj
and I've never
gotten to ride shotgun.
Oh, my god, you guys always
make gay comments.
Yeah, pretty much.
Hey, do you wanna shut
your f***ing hole
back there, please?
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's take five.
All right, men,
you heard him!
Let's take five down here
in this ravine.
Eyes up, boys.
Goddamn it is windy
as f*** out here.
Goddamn it.
your f***ing head down.
Keep popping up and down,
you're gonna end up
like those last two
f***ing guys.
What happened to them?
Those reporters?
Taliban, bro.
Killed by
the f***ing Taliban.
I saw the whole
gruesome thing.
That sh*t was crazy.
It was f***ed up.
-Is he serious?
-Dead f***ing serious, bro.
-For real.
-Hey, I'm just f***ing
with you, man.
-Lighten up, jeez.
-He's not serious.
Listen, those last two guys
were a couple of pussies.
I mean, even a vagina
would have been like,
"goddamn, these guys
are pussies." Seriously.
I think a vagina
said that to them.
-I think it did.
-Like I heard it.
-Unironically.
-Yeah, it was totally
dead serious.
The p*ssy was like--
-you don't see that's--
-yeah, I got it.
-Hey, don't be a p*ssy.
-No, I know you do.
"I don't want a p*ssy
in my p*ssy."
-It's his job to harass
a reporter, all right?
-Yeah, uh-huh.
It's so hot out here,
i don't know how you guys
All I can think about
Yeah, no kidding,
it's hot. No doubt.
- What?
- What's going on?
What's going on?
Sorry.
Is it okay to tell me
what the mission is?
We're on area
reconnaissance patrol
checking out
this specific area,
looking at the terrain,
seeing what type
of transportation support
we might need,
equipment, weapons,
sh*t like that.
It's highly unlikely
we're gonna run into
any enemy out here.
It's the bullshit job
no one wants
because it's f***ing boring.
It's true.
Nonetheless, it's the job
we've been ordered to do, men,
-and we're gonna do it.
-Yeah.
It's bullshit, man,
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