Cigarette Page #3

Synopsis: Every day, 11 billion of cigarettes are lighten in the world. Smoking kills...but not always in the same way.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Robert Verdina
Year:
2015
3 min
91 Views


I can't take up menial jobs.

You want money without work!

People in Bengaluru

work day and night

and yet they're unable

to buy a plot of land.

So, what do you want to do here?

Look, today I might

be a star from Mandya.

Someday, I'll definitely

become a superstar.

Do one thing.

Tomorrow morning,

a smarter person than you..

What!

- I mean a smart business man.

Arrange a meeting with him.

He'll advise on what

business I have to do

and how I should grow.

I'll do these calculations.

Some people can be advised,

and some can't.

I have a friend who is

a business consultant.

I'll arrange a meeting with him.

Hi! I'm Johnny, MBBS.

Come, welcome..

- Hello..

Raja, He's Johnny, MBBS,

the one I told you about.

Hello..

- Hello!

Chikka, damn you.

- Why!

May you rot in hell.

I asked you to arrange a

meeting with a brilliant person.

But you've brought a fool.

Tell it. - Do you know

what MBBS stands for?

Master brain plus business service.

He's going to make

your life better.

Is this why he's jumping? - I

informed you on the phone, right?

He's dreaming of marrying

Aishwarya Rai overnight.

I see..

Mister, spit out information

about your date of birth,

birth star and horoscope.

Will you analyse the spit

to give me a solution?

Look you don't have a goal.

You don't have passion.

If one has to prosper,

he must be financially stable.

You need to first understand

what financial stability is.

Hey, I do have money..

- I have a piece of advice.

If you want to become rich

you must enter the film industry,

become a hero and have a following.

You don't have it.

If you want to become

a prominent politician

you must build contacts

and rise to the top.

You don't have these qualities.

And if I think about making

you a religious teacher

you are lustful.

Besides, you say that

you won't take to crime.

So, the last option is..

Henceforth, you should

f*** around with people.

Mr. Johnny, you leave now.

We'll discuss the rest

at night over alcohol.

Okay, thank you..

Okay, sir.

I bless you. You're lucky..

Hey, Chikka, I asked you

to bring a smart person

but you've brought a fool.

Don't you have sense.

Get out.

Hey, get lost.

Are you blind?

Can't you see the road?

Get lost.

Go wash your face.

Get lost, idiot.

Buddy! - Yes!

- Who is she?

She is stunningly beautiful.

She's the daughter

of a millionaire.

She's lost her mother

and doesn't have any siblings.

That's okay! - They have a

bungalow down the road.

Are they very rich?

- Yes.

So if they are rich,

they think can do anything,

And we should tolerate it?

Can't I scold?

If you want to scold her,

you should marry her.

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Daniel Roemer

Daniel Roemer is a Los Angeles-based American film director, actor, and screenwriter. He studied film and theater at University of Southern California. more…

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