Christmas Inheritance Page #3

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(clatter)

I can.

- Yeah.

- Ahem. Alright.

Oh, Ellie?

Your, uh, credit cards?

Oh, right.

- Thank you.

- Okay...

The platinum?

(sighing)

Nice try.

- Bye.

- Bon voyage.

(PA):
Final boarding

for Kennebunkport,

Augusta, Waterville

and Snow Falls.

Hi there.

Is this baggage check?

- Sure.

- Great.

Uh, there are a couple

of delicate items in here.

If you could just make sure they

don't bounce around too much.

- Got it.

- Thank you!

I'm sorry. Ooh!

Oh, excuse me.

(rumbling)

Whoop!

- Whoa!

- Careful there, hon.

Uh, I'm sorry. I'm just...

I'm trying to find my seat,

but I... I can't see

any seat numbers.

Well, that...

that's because there aren't any.

Well, how would you know

where to sit?

I don't know...

You just... sit.

- Well...

- Oh, here.

- Thank you.

- Yeah.

Okay.

- Are you looking for something?

- The call button.

The what?

The call button?

You know, for the attendant?

I could really use

a glass of wine.

You don't ride the bus much,

do you?

Just between you and me,

it's my first time.

- No.

- Mm-hmm.

Well, I'm an old hand at it.

Kathy Garver.

I'm Ellen Lang...

Uh, never mind.

Nice to meet you, Ellen.

(soft guitar music)

(light music)

(indistinct chatter)

(carollers singing

Deck the Halls)

Fa la la la la la la la la

'Tis the season to be jolly

Fa la la la la la la la la

Don we now our gay apparel

Fa la la la la la la la

Troll the ancient

Yuletide carol

Fa la la la la la la la

Miss! See the blazing

yule before us

Fa la la la la la la la

Miss!

Oh!

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

(laughing)

Sorry. I'm still half-asleep.

Ahem. Uh... thank you very much.

You don't have change for 100.

It's alright.

Have a Merry Christmas.

I'm sorry.

Oh! Uh...

Merry Christmas to you too!

Hey, be careful!

No! Watch out! Ah!

Ugh!

Oh... God.

Ugh!

- What are you trying to do, lady, cause an accident?

- You hit my suitcase!

Yeah, what's your suitcase

doing in the road?

Well, the...

I just took my eyes off it

for one second

and some guy just came and...

- Some guy?

- Yes! Ugh.

Alright.

Let's get you...

You need a cab?

Not from you, thank you.

I will wait.

Well, you might be waiting

a real long time.

- This is a one-taxi kinda town.

- Well, fine.

I'll just... I'll Uber.

Yeah... No.

Lyft?

(snorting)

You might as well be speaking

a foreign language here.

Besides, we're not so good

on cell reception either.

(sighing)

That's great.

Ugh.

(groaning)

Look...

Why don't you hop in?

It's on the house.

It's the least I can do.

Hey. Trust me.

I am your best option right now.

(background chatter)

Ho-ho-ho!

So you're from New York?

Yeah. How'd you know?

Ah, you just got that look.

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