Christmas Crime Story Page #5
- Year:
- 2017
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in this heat like this.
You're gonna need a f***ing IV
to replace all the
fluids you lost.
Where you going?
All right, it's
cool, man, no hurry.
I'll stay here and keep watch.
- Lose something?
- Oh.
- Geez, what happened?
- Oh, I didn't know, I tripped.
- Tripped on what?
- Oh, it's kinda stupid, really.
Thanks.
- Yeah, sure.
Merry Christmas.
- Ugh!
- Whoa, whoa.
- Goddamn!
- You hurt?
You'll be all right.
Take it easy next time.
- There won't be a next time.
- Camera's not
the hope diamond, buddy.
You can always buy a new one.
- If I had left it there, it
would have been suspicious.
- Well, body-checking a cop
is pretty suspicious too.
Don't you think?
is gonna wake up
from that one, mm-mm.
- Shut the f*** up.
- Oh, testy, huh?
That's what I love
about you, Davy.
You hit all the stages,
boom, boom, boom, boom.
One after the other.
What, huh?
You should be happy.
Acceptance is the final stage.
- No more f***ing
chat, shut the f*** up!
- Why you getting
all riled up, huh?
I mean, you should
be grateful, dick.
- Oh, f***.
- We better get her out of here.
She looks so peaceful,
don't you think?
All right, let's roll.
I bet you 20 bucks
I find it first.
- I don't
even own a shovel.
- Of course you do.
It's one of those
things everyone has
stashed away somewhere.
Aha, and I'm the type of guy
who's gonna say, I told you so.
- Let's go.
- Hold on a second.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's nice.
- Are you f***ing crazy?
- Ha, hardly.
- I'm not
chopping her up.
- So, look.
We go out there, dig a
hole, we'll put her in.
- Right.
- Then, we'll cut her
into teeny, tiny pieces.
- I'm not doing
that, I told you,
I'm not cutting
her up, all right?
Jesus!
- See, this is why I hate
hanging out with you, Dave.
- Being psychotic is fun to you.
- Well, here's what's psychotic.
You f***ing sitting around
all day watching action movies
and never doing
anything with your life.
- I'm happy.
- Look at you lying.
Nobody could be happy
doing what you do.
- I suppose all things
considered, it's not too bad.
- What would you do if Mommy
and you didn't have this
nice little nest egg?
You'd be doing the same
f***ing thing you're doing now.
Nothing, nada, ha.
- I can't believe
she did that to me.
Oh, you knew.
- What does he
have that I don't?
Sounds like me, don't you think?
- Shut the f*** up.
- You better slow down.
You're driving a little
too f***ing fast.
- I'm not.
- You're driving too fast, okay?
See, I told you you
were driving too fast.
- F***.
- I can't f***ing believe you.
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