Christmas Crime Story Page #3
- Year:
- 2017
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faraway land called work.
And they make money.
- Is that so?
Maybe I got left out
of the loop, huh?
- David, I'm serious.
all day is kinda f***ed up
when I have to go and work.
- What's bothering you more?
That you're working
or that I'm not?
- Both.
- You wanna switch?
- No, I just wanna be equal.
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our gay apparel
David, are you listening to me?
David.
- Not really.
- Hi, I'm sorry for the delay.
I hope I didn't
keep you too long.
There you go, it's on the
house, Merry Christmas.
- Appreciate it.
- Oh, well, thank you.
Would you like
some food, dessert?
- I think we'll need
a minute or two.
- Oh, okay, just let me know.
Join the triumph of the skies
With angelic host proclaim
Christ is born in Bethlehem
Glory to the newborn King
- Good stuff, ladies.
- All right.
- So, hot chocolate?
- Yes, sounds good.
- All right, let's
get a move on.
sneak a peek earlier.
Now, what would Mrs. Claus
have to say about that?
- Well, she is the
jealous type, so--
- Got you by the balls?
- Ice grip.
- Ugh!
- So, all this?
Why do you do it?
- For the kids.
- You have kids?
- A charity.
It's just a small
way that I give back.
On the streets, kids don't
have much to look forward to
this time of year.
I'm Lena.
- Jason.
- Pleasure.
- So, got any plans
for Christmas?
Maybe besides this, obviously.
- Very little.
I'm a full blown Heeb.
- Yeah, I'm not really a
- Just because I'm
into the Tanakh
doesn't mean I can't give you
New Testament boy some love.
- So.
- Just him.
- Ha.
- It was nice to
meet you, Jason.
And good luck with
the collection.
- David.
David, I'm not f***ing
around, please.
- Debatable.
- Bullshit.
You treat me like
your f***ing pet.
While I'm at work,
you hang around on the
sofa watching movies
f*** you do on that couch.
- I read, too, sometimes.
Besides, how would you know?
If you're at work?
- Because you're always
still watching them
when I come back.
- Oh, really?
the heartstrings here.
- That's not fair.
- Life is not fair.
I pay for the house, I pay
for my car, paid off your car.
The one you
handpicked, by the way.
Got you that rock you love
to flaunt so f***ing much.
And all your jewelry,
and your spa treatments,
whatever the hell they are.
And in return,
you pay the groceries.
Which I cook.
And the utilities.
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