Christmas Bounty Page #4

- Yeah.

Liz, I'm sorry. I let so much

time pass between us.

You were always a really good friend.

I still am.

- You should give me a test-drive sometime.

- You got it.

So aside from Mr. Delicious,

what's so great in Manhattan?

Well, in Manhattan, I can be Tory.

In Trenton, everyone

sees me as "Tornado. "

It's like this role I fell

into that never ends.

- I thought you loved being a bounty hunter?

- No, I do.

I did. But...

You know, I like the

other parts of me.

You know, when I met James,

that's all he saw.

It's the other parts of

me and it felt great.

The guys here, they just

see me as one of the guys.

One guy didn't.

Oh, I guess I wanted an option

other than Mikey Muscles.

I understand.

All right. House call's over.

- I've gotta get back to work.

- All right.

Thanks again.

Okay, I just need to make

a few little adjustments.

What's she doing with Redneck Santa?

I just want the place to look nice.

- Honey, I worked for hours getting it just right.

- Okay.

Okay. This stuff cannot

be in the house.

What are you so worried about?

He doesn't know about the...

family business.

- You didn't tell him we're bounty hunters?

- It never came up.

I know, I know. It's just...

James is not just another boyfriend.

He's from a whole different world.

Mom, you know. You Googled him.

Tornado Renee Bell...

you can't hide yourself.

She's not hiding herself.

She's hiding us.

I'm not hiding you.

I love you guys.

I do. It's just... Well...

This would be a bit

of a shock for James.

I just need to ease him into it.

Please?

Please, help me. Just play along.

Okay, honey, okay. How?

Just act normal.

Can do.

We got your back, Tor.

Consider it done.

What do you mean by "normal"?

- Let's start by putting the girls away.

- Well, I'll try, but the girls aren't exactly shy.

Okay, Ma, normal people

don't say things like that.

Got it.

Daddy?

Do you have any sleeves?

- Ain't doing it.

- Do it.

- Done.

- Use mine.

- Anything else, sweetie?

- JAMES:

- Just act fancy.

- Oh.

Act fancy.

Oh.

- Cracker?

- Cheese?

Foot rub?

- Sweetie.

- Oh, thank God.

I thought I was...

Did that cheese come out of a can?

Honey, I am so glad

you're feeling better.

You really hit your head hard.

- I did?

- Yeah.

Mom, Dad...

cousin Bones...

this is my boyfriend,

James Ballantine.

Charmed.

Oh.

Nice to meet you all.

Ha, ha. Oh, very festive tree.

- And crossbow.

- I know, right?

That was a wedding gift.

My dear?

Don't mind if I do.

Libation.

You know, I think James

should rest some more.

No, no, no. Really, I'm fine.

So I've never been to this part

of New Jersey. It's very...

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