Chozen Page #6

CRISCO:

Hey yo, can anybody tell me whattime it is?

Ricky, waves his hands, encouraging the kids to join.

RICKY:

I think it’s time for a birthday!

16.

CRISCO:

What, I can’t hear you?!

RICKY:

A cool guy’s birthday!

Chozen peeks over the backyard gate. On the stage, Ricky andCrisco are into their HORRIBLE SONG, exchanging lines.

CRISCO:

Hey yo Brandon, this is your

celebration.

RICKY:

We’re glad to be here, thanks forthe invitation.

CRISCO:

No doubt this is a marvelous day.

RICKY:

Hanging with our friends, no

school, all play.

CRISCO:

But first things first, yo let’s

eat.

RICKY:

You need to have the dinner, before

you get the treats.

SONG STOPS, the guys freeze in a pose. BRANDON’S MOM stands.

BRANDON’S MOM

All right, time for hot dogs!

All the kids CHEER.

EXT. SUBURBAN DRIVEWAY - CONTINUOUS

The backyard gate swings open and Ricky and Crisco step out.

RICKY:

(anxious)

We started a little slow that time.

I hate when we do that.

CRISCO:

Relax man, it was fine. Ayo, youpeep Brandon’s Mom? B*tch is fine.

I’ma hit that, you just watch.

17.

CHOZEN (O.S.)

Yuck.

The guys turn, Chozen is posted up on the hood of a car. Theydon’t recognize him.

CHOZEN (CONT’D)

You can do better than that man,

but I know how it goes. Sometimesthat dick just be hungry.

CRISCO:

Take a hike freak.

Crisco turns back to Ricky, ignoring Chozen.

CHOZEN:

Nah, hiking ain’t my thing...

Crisco.

Crisco and Ricky look over again, stare for a beat.

RICKY:

Choze?

Chozen pops off the car and strides right up, face off style.

CRISCO:

(gobsmacked)

Damn.

CHOZEN:

What, you ain’t recognize your oldboy? I ain’t surprised. Would havebeen nice if y’all coulda visited abrother, returned a letter and what

not.

Crisco and Ricky are nervous, spooked, looking up and downthe street.

RICKY:

How’d you find us?

CHOZEN:

I have my ways.

Off Ricky confused

CHOZEN (CONT’D)

The internet.

18.

CRISCO:

We can’t be talking out here man.

The streets is watchin.

Ricky spies a BLACK MINIVAN with BASS BUMPING slowly comingdown the street.

CHOZEN:

What you talking bout, this is arich ass neighb-

RICKY:

Hit the deck!

Slow motion; Crisco and Ricky sprawl on the ground, handsover ears. Chozen stands, confused.

EXT. SUBURBAN STREET - CONTINUOUS

The sliding door of the minivan opens to reveal 2 TEENAGEGUYS, One guy moons the crew while the other points andlaughs. Slow motion ends.

TEENAGE GUY #!

Cool outfits nerds!!!

The door of the minivan slams and they speed away laughing.

EXT. SUBURBAN DRIVEWAY - DAY

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