Chopper Page #3

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So I was thinking mate,

I saw him in the dunny...

He was there with the

toothpick trying to go at it.

It's a bit early in the morning

for kung-fu isn't it Jim?

What's the matter with you?

Hang on a second.

What are you doing?

What's got into you?

Come here mate.

Sorry, Chop.

It's alright.

Sh*t!

Jim if you keep stabbing me

you're gonna kill me, right?

You can let go.

I can't let you go Jimmy,

you've got a knife in your hand.

You let me go i'll drop that shiv.

You drop the knife

and then i'll let you go.

You let me go i'll drop the shiv, i'll drop off.

Let go of the knife Jimmy.

Ok i'll drop off, let go of my hands.

I'm gonna let you go, ok?

Go and sit down.

Terrific sneak Jim, bloody terrific.

You obviously listened

and learnt well didn't you?

Always give credit where credit is due.

I give you top marks for treachery.

Blue, you're bloody useless.

You alright Chop?

Yeah i'm alright.

- Jesus mate, does it hurt?

- No.

I think you'd better lie down..

What for?

It'll do you good mate.

Come on let me help out,

you'd better lie down and lie still.

Just like that.

Sorry Chop.

Sorry.

- Cut me. - No, I can't

f***ing cut you mate!

Bluey, cut me!

I can't cut you mate.

- I can't do it.

- P*ssy f***er...

- Put the knife down.

- He's a madman, he attacked me.

Put the knife down.

- Ok, he attacked me first.

- Put the knife down.

We're not letting anyone out of

here until the knife goes on the table.

- He's a psycho, just get him out of here.

- Put it on the table Jim!

Put it down!

Chopper went f***ing mad!

He f***ing tried to stab Jimmy.

He attacked him first.

He attacked me first boss, right?

How about getting someone

to look at my arm?

How are you Mark?

Are you prepared

to make a statement?

The bloke's been my

best mate since 1975.

We've had our fallouts from

time to time, that's no big deal.

If your mum stabs you what do you do?

You don't get upset,

you don't get angry.

You go "Sh*t, mum's stabbed me,

i'd better get to the hospital."

He's made a statement against you Mark.

No he hasn't.

Have a look at that.

That's not Jimmy,

Jimmy wouldn't do that.

He's done it.

He's also filed a claim with the

victims of crime compensation board.

Victims of crime,

how much can he get?

$5,000.

Jimmy Loughnan,

a bloody victim fo crime?!

Sh*t. Cheeky dog!

If he's charged...

Does that mean I can

lay a claim against him?

Is that you Jimmy?

You weak c*nt!

You coulda had me but you lost

your guts at the last second didn't ya?

I tell you Jim,

if i'd had had the knife...

you wouldn't have got a stab in the

arm, i'd have cut your f***ing head off!

Mark, why you

ganging up against Jim?

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