Chokeslam Page #2

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sexual interactions so

the blue balls kill you.

You wrestling contract is fake

and you actually signed up to be

a lifetime spokesman

for north Korea.

You're going to live with your

mom forever in her basement, and

sleep in the same bed for

the rest of your life.

Oh I hope not.

You still nervous?

Yeah.

What if this is a big mistake?

What if in 15 years I'm nothing?

- That's not possible.

- Why?

Because you're sheena, and

you're really talented

and super smart and awesome

and... come on.

You're awesome, you know?

You'll always have me.

I don't know what I'd

ever do without you.

Announcer:
I've been

blabbering on for long enough.

What do you say we bring her

on out here and give her

a proper send off?

You look great and you look

like you're in super shape

I found this online!

Congratulations on that.

Thanks yeah I've

been training hard.

- No, stop screwing around!

- I hate your coffee!

Sounds like you're stalking me.

No. Dude, dude.

Where the is my money,

where the is it?

I don't have it!

Would have been nice if someone

told me this was happening.

I didn't do anything.

No I'm not a drug

addict, get out.

Idiot!

What do you have to say

for yourself sheena?

Get that out of my face.

Love you sheena!

Sheena:
You.

Announcer:
Walker heights'

biggest export, sheena dewilde.

Thank you, ten years.

Yeah, it's been a long time.

That sleazy reality show

that you were on,

you gonna do another season?

Yeah, good luck.

Broke her producer's windpipe.

Wait that's not at all what

happened, okay what happened-

announcer:
Enough.

Why did you really quit the

bwl after the

rocky mountains smash thirteen.

Woman:
She never quit,

she was fired for attacking

some guy in a golf cart.

Sheena; Okay, yeah

it's no secret,

I've made some mistakes, okay?

But the bwl, they banned

me for a year,

but that year is almost over.

Ask her a question.

See if she's a born again.

Let's put on the proper video.

Smasheena's new career,

robotic voice:
"Do

you want fries with that?"

Aaagh!

Whoa!

Get in there.

Cop a feel, grab her underwear.

Sheena!

Sheena!

Sheena, come on let's

get out of here.

Come on, sheena.

Careful.

You don't want to

set him off again.

Hey isn't that that guy?

That's the guy that

jumped isn't it?

Alright he's very fragile,

let's give him some space.

Sheena:
Thank you for

this really nice,

yet incredibly awkward send off.

To a special someone you

make every day worth it,

you know who you are.

What else?

Definitely not going to miss

physics, or home ec,

or the questionable beef

dip in the cafeteria

which I have no idea why it's...

Sorry, sorry, I'm so sorry.

Sorry.

I don't want to interrupt but I

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